If you’re ever buying a lot of beer and the cashier says “Having a party?” a fun thing to do is say “No” and then go put them all back.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 3, 2012
If you stretched out your intestines and measured them you would be dead
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) August 3, 2012
The “You Didn’t Build That” conundrum for Dems: They spend half the time screaming “out of context” and half the time affirming it’s truth.
— Jon G. (@ExJon) August 5, 2012
“Over the next 4 months, you have a choice to make.” Well, Mr. President, it’s 3 months, and I choose someone better at math.
— SarahK Fleming (@sarahk47) August 6, 2012
Nepotism! Nepotism!
Genghis, Frank has no choice: she’s armed! And, I hear tell, she shoots better than Frank.
Is exploding beer on the moon an acceptable alternative?
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/train-derails-while-rail-cars-full-alcohol-explode-212703958.html