All dogs go to heaven. Unless they’re Jewish.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 23, 2012
Nelly Furtado sounds like something you order from a food truck.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 23, 2012
Cambozola is my favorite cheese that sounds like the drug-dealer nemesis of a 1980’s TV cop.
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) August 23, 2012
This is how you announce your retirement? MT
@markos Dick Morris really is the dumbest person in political punditry— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 23, 2012