CNN asks “Who is the next Obama?” Are arrogant know-nothings really that hard to find? CNN could probably just look around their newsroom.
CNN asks “Who is the next Obama?” Are arrogant know-nothings really that hard to find? CNN could probably just look around their newsroom.
Why would anyone ever need another one?
For true hilarity, look at who they mention 1st for the Dems.
The next Obama would have to have:
* No birth certificate presented until after being elected and then it’s a PDF file.
* No verifiable college records.
* No verifiable medical records.
* Never held a job until launching his/her political career.
* Hung out with Marxists and known terrorists.
* Joined a wing / spin-off of the Communist Party.
* Sat in a so called church for 20 years listening to “God-damned America” or equivalent.
* Be of mixed races but choosing to identify with only one.
* Blame everyone but himself for mistakes.
* Have a ghetto pulpit voice.
* Be so full of sh!t his/her socks stink.
…the list is long.
One possibility… Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper.
Oh please let it be him.
I don’t care if he’s to the left of Joseph Stalin, with a name like Hickenlooper he has to be funny.
Simply poll announcers for P-MSNBC.
Arrogant dumbasses are easy to find. Manchurian candidates are hard to create.
Does the next Obama just have to repeat the trick of taking a bad economy and making it worse, or will he have to step up and trash a booming economy?
Either way, we’re talking about this so we can warn people, right?