CBS reports that only 15% of Democrats believe the economic news is bad.
Now, I know that math doesn’t seem to apply to Democrats. But it does. So, this means that 85% of Democrats either believe the economy is doing just fine — or at least don’t think it’s doing badly.
A Democrat takes a look at the high unemployment rate, which is even higher than reported if you take into account people who’ve given up looking for work, and figures things are going smoothly.
A Democrat sees gas prices twice what they were when Obama took office and thinks that’s just peachy.
A Democrat sees banks closing and thinks that’s just chock full of awesome.
What else might someone like that believe?
- The tooth fairy.
- MSNBC.
- Free lunch.
- Bigfoot.
- Elvis working at a Burger King.
- Fire won’t melt steel.
- Bush blew up the towers.
- Bush blew up the levees.
- Aliens at Roswell.
- Obama is qualified for … anything.
- Magic.
- Squirrels are actually spies working for the Mole People.
- You can borrow your way out of debt.
- Those people trying to kill us? They’re really, really nice.
- The Moon Landing was faked.
- The birth certificate is real.
Okay, maybe they’re right about one of those things.
Damn squirrels.
How can the economy be doing bad under Barry, the median household income has dropped by about $5k and the prices of just about everything has been going up.
Yet another reason to shoot those *#@%! squirrels on sight.
Don’t you guys know anything? Squirrels work for the Illuminati the chipmunks are from the mole people. And the mole people are part of the Masons.
Reads like an outline for great B movie
@4 …or another really lousy National Treasure sequel.
Hey, don’t be messin’ with my tooth fairy! She’s alive and well – well, her memory isn’t so good but neither is mine.
Guns can kill without any human intervention.
It’s doing just fine for all the people who don’t work….oh wait, that is the democrats, never mind.
At least 66.6% of their delegates also believe in God and Jerusalem as the capital of Israel!
47% of the people are doing just awesome in from the Democrat POV. Now if they could just get 52% more people on food stamps (got to have that 1% to pay for everything) then we would have utopia and unicorns running through the streets.
That if you believe in Abortion paid for by others, but not in the Death Penalty, you are coherent and logical.
I’m with Animal on this! I never liked those fuzzy tailed rats in the first place.
Not totally false – Elvis is everywhere, man! Elvis is in your genes. He’s in your cheeseburgers. Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
And another illustration of where Democrats think money comes from:
http://moonbattery.com/?p=17926