A couple days ago I asked for suggestions for a title bloggers should get so everyone knows how important they are. I looked through the suggestions and picked one I made up just right now:
Awesomesaurus
It’s a combination of “awesome” and “Tyrannosaurus” (or perhaps “Brontosaurus” if you’re an ignorant rube). It’s a perfect title. We’ll all have to start using it. E.g., “Awesomesaurus Glenn Reynolds was arrested today and three industrial blenders and five puppies were removed from his home. Awesomesaurus Frank J. commented on the event, ‘Read IMAO; it’s a fun blog. Also, if you see a monkey with a blue scrotum on the loose, report it to the authorities.'”
See, sounds natural.
I don’t get it…I’m an ignorant rube…Eric Holder told me so! I think I’m also a coward! I liked the monkey scrotum part though! Monkey balls are always funny to someone afraid and dumb like me! Ha Ha Ha!!!
For that monkey to escape the Seattle zoo took a lot of balls. I’m not worried, though, since if he eats any Seattleites, it won’t be a bad thing (as they’re mostly zombies now). But if his scrotum starts flashing, I’ll be concerned. That’s the sign when they go nuclear.
Well..since Jimmy seems to be an expert on monkey scrotum early warning signals….. Ill have to remember that….. Ok … flashing monkey scrotum…. equals BAD…. got it…..
Yeah, well, it’s all part of the “Monkey Scrotum Early Warning System,” or MSEWS, TerribleTroy. You definitely do NOT want a blue scrotum monkey flashing his blue scrotum at you. If you see it flash, back off, duck and cover. And DO NOT illuminate it with a blue laser, whatever you do. Poking it with a stick is also not recommended.
Having experienced Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo many times over the years, I am indeed an expert on this and with Seattle’s dumbed-down population of monkey-humans. Perhaps even “Awesomesaurus” with it, however, I would never presume to use Frank’s new title.
The video in the link is down. -_-
I don’t know. Sounds a little too prehistoric. And, at a time when living fossils like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are stalking the earth, I wouldn’t think you’d want to risk being in any way connected to that crowd.
Yeah, does that mean that the bloggers at DU and KosKids and HuffPo are also “Awesomesaurus”? Might wanna consider separate blogger titles, depending on which side of the ideological aisle said blogger sits.
Besides, there’s only room enough for one Teh Awesome. Unless ya count Fred too. 😉
Should we greet you as “Your Awesomesaurusness”?
I do have one concern, Your Awesomesaurusness…..and you may call me an ignorant rube if you must…but I don’t think ANY saurus would have the ability to type (Tyrano, Bronto, Stego, etc) ergo, not have the ability to blog. Does this title REALLY say who you are, or does it just sound cool?
No offense, PammyV, but is there anything more important that sounding cool?
Awesomesaurus ?? Didn’t he do a three way cage match with Godzilla and King Kong? We all know that Awseomesaurus won. That is why Kong has a blue scrotum. For liberal bloggers, Teh One, Pelosi, Reid and such I recommwend A**umsoreus. For all the pain the a** they have been to us the title seems appropriate. A**umsoreus is how we will feel after paying for the stimulus.
I like Your Assininessous
Awesomesaurus Assininous Arroganceous Americanus Rex
It positively makes one think Frank is genetically liked to dinosaurs.
Joey says:
February 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
No offense, PammyV, but is there anything more important that sounding cool
Only if your a liberal.
The title Blogmaster, despite containing the word blog, and having been used by other people of almost remarkable insignificance, would be a good title for generally describing any blogger with a demonstrated ability to hold on to an audience.
Awesomesaurus should be Frank J’s specific blogmaster codename for the Council of Blogmasters which meets in a dramatically poorly lit conference room, in an undisclosed location, with walls of video monitors.
Pammy, He’s actually admitting to be a Lizard. And as anyone who saw the Mini-Series “V” in the 80’s can tell you, that’s not a good thing. We’re gonna have to kep a close eye on Mr. Fleming.
George, also, they are in Pajamas.
So, Jimmy! Where did you develop your Doctorate in Scrotomology? And where was your research conducted? We understand that you live on the west coast? Can you comment on your BA and MBA? I have some suggestions if you can’t come up with anything as you might imagine…
Why in Seattle, ussjc, the testicle-free capital of the Soviet State of Washington. Some people mistakenly think Olympia is our capital. But that’s wrong. Olympia is the public home of our #1 Obama Girl, Governatrix Chrissy Greqoiress, world-wide slayer of Big Tobacco and Obama’s secret Marxist-in-training (she replaced Hillary).
But you’re wrong about the Doctorate, ussjc. It’s a Master of Political Scrotum Science. Ok, actually, it’s a Bachelor’s. And by the way, the blue scrotum monkey is actually a Blue Dog Democrat!!
So attention Blue Dog Democrats: escape your socialist party now! Get out! Get outta there! Get out of the OBAMA ZOO!
Titles are usually abbreviated, such as “Dr. J” instead of Doctor J, or “Mr. T” instead of Mister T. So I guess Awesomesaurus would be abbreviated…
ASS.
Makes sense.
Thank you for clearing that up Desert Elephant. I have a vague memory of “V”…not sure I watched it though.
However, it still stands: Sounding cool for the sake of coolness is a liberal thing.
Alright if you I must… BA Bacheroreraate in Ass which leads to an MBA MASTERS Bacheroreroaate in Ass which is most fortunate for a DR. In Scrotoromology… A Degree which has been under some investigation by the dept. of human sexual social and animal relational “hey you are cute” dept. since 1953…
“Jimmy was our best student ever” said Dr. Rectum, an often an highly “regarded” member of the stiff “board” who’s members are blue blood only…
Sorry, but AweSumSoreAss sounds like your gay porn name, especially since you are also writing about blue balls. Have you told SarahK yet?