“I feel like a kid in a candy store!” – terrified diabetic

— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) April 23, 2013

You can’t argue “Boston illustrates our need to help struggling immigrants more” and “immigrants are not a threat to us” simultaneously.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) April 23, 2013

“I’m killing you because of my radical beliefs””You don’t mean that””No, really. This is part of my jihad””You were bullied,weren’t you?”

— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) April 23, 2013