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It’s actually got nothing to do with Christmas, they just needed a title. What it DOES have to do with is the glaring inconsistencies in the TSA’s “banned items” list.
My prediction: the next hijacking will be done with knitting needles.

See also clad 651.
Bother! I meant xkcd #651.
“Tell Me Again Why We Still Have the TSA?”
because you idiots put up with it and use the airlines anyway.