Link of the Day: The 8 Types of Star Wars Fans

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The 8 Types of Star Wars Fans

Personally, I don’t think type #6 actually exists.

And, for the record, I’m a type #2.

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10 Comments

  1. @1 – I’m the only person in the world who didn’t think Boba Fett was cool. I mean, he was basically Jabba the Hutt’s pizza boy (with Frozen Han as the pizza). How is that a cool job?

  2. @2 Jimmy, I’m beginning to really worry about you, Hon.

    @3 Harvey, I’m guessing you missed my veiled insult. The guy wearing the Boba Fett helmet standing next to the description of Type #2 (which you claim to be) looks as if he shops at Victoria’s Secret…

    Which isn’t *always* a bad thing…

    But in this case…

  3. @4: I absolutely detest Star Wars and have from the minute I saw a preview of the first movie – and then the first movie.

    Grades for Star Wars:

    Acting: E (horrible)
    Plot: E (comic books are better)
    Story Relevance: E (stupid)
    Special Effects: E (cheesy)
    SciFi Believability: E (should have at least consulted a high school physics student)

    etc.

    But then, I’m a hard-to-please engineer and lover of real fiction.

    BTW: Walnuts are a super health food – and they’re good in fudge!

  4. I agree, #6 doesn’t exist: there’s no one who loves the prequels and hates the originals. And I’m also a #2. If I’m going to watch the movies, I’ll watch them on VHS because I don’t want to see that Special Edition crap like Greedo shooting first, young Jabba, or ghost Hayden Christensen.

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