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Archive of entries posted on 24th March 2014
Blowing Up Eggs in Slow Motion
[BroMo: Guy Things In Slow Mo – EXPLODING EGGS at 2500 fps] (Viewer #798,561)
It’s an interesting concept, and it was executed fairly well, except…
Well… these guys act like chess nerds on their first date with a real girl.
Fellas, this isn’t skiing down a mountain while blindfolded. This is breaking eggs. It’s not an extreme sport. Your mom does this while wearing bunny slippers.
Anyway, I don’t know if this is NSFW or not, because I turned the sound off after about 30 seconds. Between the awful music and the idiotic patter, it was just too annoying.
Personally, I think it was better in silence, since it’s all about the visuals, anyway, and all the noise distracts from that.
If you opinion differs (or concurs, for that matter), pipe up in the comments.
Oh, and if anyone makes it all the way through with the volume on, let me know if this video needs a content warning of any sort.
It’s a Start
A British company is developing a headset that shows soldiers a multi-dimensional, full-color display of battle zones outside their field of vision.
Now they just need rules of engagement that would let them shoot things IN their field of vision.
The Obamacare of Cycling Accessories (Metaphorically Speaking)
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America needs Obamacare like a bicycle needs a banana.
By the way – your mom called and said she’s only nagging you about getting a banana for your bicycle because she cares.
Link of the Day: Satire – Russian Forces Take Over Space Station Modules
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Russian Forces Take Over Space Station Modules
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Wisdom of the Day: Casket Actors Bar Girl
Sorry I slammed your Grandma's casket closed because I thought I saw her move
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) March 21, 2014
Why do they still force actors to be so skinny? We've got wide screens now. Plenty of room.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) March 21, 2014
Business idea: Like a sports bar but we only play my old Mystery Science Theater 3000 VHS tapes and no one is allowed to talk over them.
— vladchoc (@vladchoc) March 22, 2014
"SHE'S NOT EVEN A NEW GIRL ANYMORE!" – What my last three arguments have been about
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) March 24, 2014
Why Didn’t We Listen?
The US Capitol building and other iconic Washington landmarks briefly went dark as powerful wind gusts caused the area to lose power.
The worst part? Having to listen to Democrats whine “I told you we should’ve installed wind turbines!”
Obama Warned Us – Lifesaving
No woman should have to put off potentially lifesaving care because money is tight.
“Especially not for a reason as stupid as complete strangers didn’t make her insurance payments for her.”
Straight Line of the Day: China’s Main Complaint About Michelle Obama During Her Visit…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China’s main complaint about Michelle Obama during her visit…
Little Worlds art, No. 5
A little while back, I received some art from 4of7, regular visitor and commenter on IMAO. He is an artist, and has his own blog, Little Worlds, where you can view some of his art.
Here’s another one of the pieces of art 4of7 shared, and that I’m please to now share with you.
Fun With Cubes #5 – 3 Nature Favors the Hidden Flaw. Copyright © 2013 Don Scholand. Used with permission.
I have more to share in future posts.
Random Thoughts: Firefly, Cronyism, and 2014 Strategy
We do understand, right, that under no circumstances whatsoever would Democrats admit Republicans aren’t racist? Why listen to them on this?
It would be funny if FOX announced “We’re bringing Firefly back!” and then released a Duck Soup reboot.
Netflix getting the government to enforce “Net Neutrality” would be a good example of cronyism.
I love Netflix, but I’m not going to pretend I _deserve_ it and the government has to step in to make sure I can keep streaming it.
“Multiple skull fractures, and what’s your story, Jill?”
“He fell fetching a pail of water.”
“And I’m sure you tumbled right after him.”
If you can build a better mousetrap, no one really cares anymore. Should’ve built an app instead.
The great thing about being married with kids is I no longer feel like a loser for staying home and watching TV Friday night.
FRIENDS: “It’s Friday night! Let’s go do something.”
ME: “But Firefly is on; it looks like it could be good.”
Man, I missed a lot of original airings of Firefly episodes to try and not be a loser. Wasn’t worth it.
“Daddy, what’s Britain?”
“It’s an island far away that makes quality programming for PBS.”
My advice to Democrats it that you should run on gun control and Obamcare in 2014. But keep in mind I hate you.
I hate all politicians, so don’t feel special. I wish you could all lose every election, but our stupid system means one of you has to win.
Non-biodegradable products are awful. If you have any, throw them out.
What’s difference between “bitches” and “hos”? Trying to figure which is appropriate term when I’m rapping about how much I love my wife.
Brewed myself a cup of coffee using the pour over method for the first time. I declare it a success. Of course, I’ve never once in my life said about a cup coffee “This is too strong.”
“Hey, sweetie, with the pour over method, the coffee has almost a fruity flavor to it. Try a sip.”
“Tastes like motor oil.”
Staying home from church with sick daughter. Don’t think I’ll catch what she has, though, unless I feel the urge to eat a ton of lip gloss.
Where Does He Keep Finding These Guys?
Another winner – Obama’s nominee for Surgeon General said that “guns are a health care issue”.
Of course. That’s why the 2nd Amendment says, “if you like your guns…”