[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]
I just love the quote from the post:
“If you didn’t know any better you would think South Korea was actually an island.”
Archive of entries posted on 4th March 2014
A Million Hipster Crash Test Dummies
As tablet sales slow, Apple is considering getting into the electric car business.
I’m sure they’ll be wonderful – until you get a crack in the windshield and have to buy a new car.
The Media, Every Time an Obama Scandal Breaks (Metaphorically Speaking)
Link of the Day: Impossible Architecture
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
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Wisdom of the Day: Vague Obama TV Selfie Batman Car Crosses Johns
The more vague your job title sounds, the more I assume you're a high profile assassin.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) March 3, 2014
Obama’s presidency in a nutshell: Over-involved at home. Under-involved abroad.
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) March 3, 2014
It'll be wonderful when my life flashes before my eyes because it's gonna be so much good TV.
— Rory (@rorynotroy) March 3, 2014
A selfie, but with a loaded gun.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) March 3, 2014
If you haven't thought about it for a while, the fact that George Clooney and Val Kilmer played Batman feels like something you imagined.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) March 3, 2014
They get a bad rap but a locked car is a pretty effective babysitter october-march
— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) March 3, 2014
FYI those little crosses along the interstate aren't for squirrel crucifixions. I was wrong. The article I wrote about this was wrong.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) March 4, 2014
"Better Ingredients, Better Pizza." – list of things I fantasize about while eating Papa Johns
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 4, 2014
If You Like Your Robotic Pill…
An inventor has created a robotic pill to replace injectable drugs for chronic conditions such as diabetes.
The bad news: the Healthcare.gov designers wrote the software for it.
Obama Warned Us – Costs of War
Americans understand the costs of war. Yet as a country, we will never tolerate our security being threatened, nor stand idly by when our people have been killed. We will be relentless in defense of our citizens and our friends and allies. We will be true to the values that make us who we are.
BARACK OBAMA, remarks on the death of Osama Bin Laden, May 1, 2011
“Right up until I decide it’s become inconvenient.”
Straight Line of the Day: New York’s Mayor De Blasio Is Pushing the NYPD to Be More Polite. Other NYPD “Improvements”…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New York’s Mayor de Blasio is pushing the NYPD to be more polite. Other NYPD “improvements”…
Guys are guys
Saw this on the Facebook. And, I know the lady in the picture. And her daughter.
Lisa had just completed a 5K, and posted this pic of herself after the run.
But did you notice it? A friend of her daughter did, and sent this text:
<< Hey, look at this.
>> What
<< All those guys checking your mom out
Guys. What can I say. We’re guys.
I don’t understand why you ladies put up with us like you do, but I’m glad you do. Thanks, ladies. Thanks.
Random Thoughts: Musicians, Keurig, and the Wrong Side of History
You really have to lower yourself to a special stupidity at this point to contend that Obama is anything other than a big dud.
If you are actually a good singer or musician, you shouldn’t have to wear funny clothes to get noticed.
If we had another world war, how do you think we’d do?
I’d have almost no motivation to watch an event like the Super Bowl or Oscars live if it weren’t for not wanting to be behind on Twitter.
It’s always flattering to have your ideas stolen.
Instead of having each Oscar winner thank God for all of His glorious creation, they could just start with a prayer.
It wasn’t because I grew up that I stopped being a Toys “R” Us kid; I just got really into video games and they were cheaper elsewhere.
#WrongSideOfHistory Clamshell packaging.
#WrongSideOfHistory Nickelback
What if terrorists only photobombed infidels?
History doesn’t have sides — just has lists of mistakes we think we learned from while we repeat them in new and innovative ways.
That USSR cartoon is pretty creepy. Afraid I’ll get a phone call saying, “Seven days” after watching it.
“I’m writing a history book right now, and you don’t want to see the bad things I’m saying about you.” #WrongSideOfHistory
People who voted for Obama. #WrongSideOfHistory
People who are really sure how history will turn out. #WrongSideOfHistory
People who put walnuts in brownies. #WrongSideOfHistory
“Watch it, bub; don’t get on my wrong side.” -History
Never got the popularity of Keurig. Seems expensive and any time I’ve tried it the coffee is weak.
I’m not saying Romney and Palin aren’t dumb, just that everyone on the left is much dumber.
So if we walk into a business and are refused service, do we just point a gun at him there or do we call in the government to do that?
This is kinda cool. You can pretend to be Samuel L. Jackson!
“I Was On the Right Side of History and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”
It’s Just Like Minority Report
Chicago police say they’ve developed a computer that can predict crime.
Big deal. Any list of Chicago’s elected officials can do that.