Goat Simulator Launches! Worst Video Game Ever! Yay!

Look, it’s still a perfectly awful game, and even the developers will tell you it’s not worth $10, but since I *did* mention it back in February, I thought I’d update you and warn you again that you should under no circumstances buy this game. There’s even a non-sarcastic video game review (some NSFW language) that will tell you exactly why you shouldn’t buy it.

Still, the launch trailer’s a clever parody of the “Dead Island” video game launch trailer’s “reverse chronological” style, so that’s worth a look, since you don’t have to pay for it:


[Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer] (Viewer #2,636,299)

Link of the Day: Taste, Class, and Dignity – Laura Bush vs. Michelle Obama

[High Praise! to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics for the Laura Bush link]

Compare and contrast.

Laura Bush’s fashion choices.

Michelle Obama’s fashion choices.

Are there any inferences that we can legitimately draw from these choices?

UPDATE: Laura vs. Michelle, Round 2

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Irish Fatherhood

(Million-times-forwarded-email submitted by VW Bug [High Praise!])

I took my son out for his first pint.

Got him a Fosters…..he didn’t like it – I had it.

Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn’t like it, I had it.

It was the same with Bitter, Guinness, and Cider.

By the time we got down to the whisky, I could hardly push the bloody pram.