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A new ACA delay ordered by President Obama will help keep people from getting their insurance canceled right before the election.
Apparently Democrats are the only thing he actually wants you to like and keep.
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Background: Obama just decided to give up control of the internet to “the international community”.

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This is a post from a while back, but with Obama’s “response” to Putin’s action in Ukraine, it’s relevant again.
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There is is a trend among my liberal friends regarding Obamacare: Some still support it, the others have actually had contact with it.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) March 18, 2014
*concludes finger puppet theatre performance* The moral of the story, children, is that I don't have a "hangover", per se, I'm still drunk.
— David A. Brock (@Dee_Aye_Bee) March 18, 2014
JOB INTERVIEW TIP: If you get asked about your biggest weakness, a good answer is whatever the writers of that sitcom wrote for you to say.
— dan guterman (@danguterman) March 18, 2014
THE HOBBIT 3: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE HOBBIT? ONLY ANOTHER 3 1/2 HOURS TO GO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE TIRED OF HOBBITS. THEY'RE DELIGHTFUL
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) March 18, 2014
MEDICAL ETHICS
Doc: If you could know how you will die, would you want to?
Jock: Yes.
Doc: A kick to the head.
KICKS JOCK IN HEAD
— ericlinuskaplan (@ericlinuskaplan) March 18, 2014
Let's be more positive. Let's focus on all the giant airplanes that we CAN find.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 18, 2014
WHAT DO WE WANT?
I DON'T KNOW!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS RELATIONSHIP!
— Dave Dittell 3014 (@davedittell) March 19, 2014
A new poll shows that 33% of Americans say that Obamacare has had a negative personal impact on them.
But the important thing is that it will help the 15% of Americans who are uninsured, right?
In America, it doesn’t matter where you started—if you’re willing to work hard and act responsibly, you can get ahead.
“Or, get a corrupt enough political machine behind you, and you can get to be president.”
So I got this book in the mail How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country. Basically, it’s presidential trivia delivered in the format of tips on how to battle each president — knowing their strengths and weaknesses — with chapters like “Ulysses S. Grant Is the Drunken, Angry John McClane of Presidents” and “Ronald Reagan Is Like a John Wayne and Wolverine Hybrid.” It’s by one of the writers from Cracked.com, and if you’re used to the articles there, they tend to be entertaining and informative — and you feel less sleazy for reading one than you would for Buzzfeed article.
Reagan is the last president covered in the book, and I notice it skips over Jimmy Carter. I guess since a rabbit once brought him down, there isn’t really much to explain on how to fight him.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…
A little while back, I received some art from 4of7, a regular visitor and commenter on IMAO. He is an artist, and has his own blog, Little Worlds, where you can view some of his art.
Here’s another one of the pieces of art 4of7 shared, and that I’m please to now share with you.
I have more to share in future posts.
Starting to teach my daughter to read. Explained to her that ‘p’ and ‘h’ together make an ‘f’ sound. Didn’t believe me. Don’t blame her.
So the fate of healthcare rest on us being able to convince Millennials to buy over-priced insurance over an XBox One?
We can fund all my proposals simply by raising taxes on people named Rich.
“First Sunday after the full moon following the March equinox.” The Council of Nicaea never again got to pick the date for a holiday.
“When’s Christmas this year?”
“I dunno; let me pull out my graphing calculator.” -if other holidays were set like Easter
It makes me feel racist that all my children are white.
Watch after the credits on Frozen because there’s an extra scene where a bald man in a wheelchair offers to take Elsa to a special school.
Heavy rains have damaged a temple and caused an ancient 11-foot stretch of wall to crumble at Pompeii.
Toughest part? Listening to the young kids complaining about how it’s the worst weather EVER.