There is is a trend among my liberal friends regarding Obamacare: Some still support it, the others have actually had contact with it.

— Political Math (@politicalmath) March 18, 2014

*concludes finger puppet theatre performance* The moral of the story, children, is that I don't have a "hangover", per se, I'm still drunk.

— David A. Brock (@Dee_Aye_Bee) March 18, 2014

JOB INTERVIEW TIP: If you get asked about your biggest weakness, a good answer is whatever the writers of that sitcom wrote for you to say.

— dan guterman (@danguterman) March 18, 2014

THE HOBBIT 3: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE HOBBIT? ONLY ANOTHER 3 1/2 HOURS TO GO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE TIRED OF HOBBITS. THEY'RE DELIGHTFUL

— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) March 18, 2014

MEDICAL ETHICS Doc: If you could know how you will die, would you want to? Jock: Yes. Doc: A kick to the head. KICKS JOCK IN HEAD

— ericlinuskaplan (@ericlinuskaplan) March 18, 2014

Let's be more positive. Let's focus on all the giant airplanes that we CAN find.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 18, 2014

WHAT DO WE WANT? I DON'T KNOW! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS RELATIONSHIP!

— Dave Dittell 3014 (@davedittell) March 19, 2014