Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
… When she barked liked a dog, then looked over her shoulder and cried “Please don’t eat me!”
…was her shout-out to Molech.
…was when she waved her hand at the press while saying “These are not the ‘droids you are looking for.”
was when she stated that ObamaCare enrollment was a success…with a straight face!
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
was when she started foaming at the mouth and fell over backwards.
. . . occurred when she took the two balls out of her pocket and rolled them around in her hand.
was when everyone noticed Obama’s lips moving.
@6
It was the strawberries wasn’t it!
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
was when she told the President, “Don’t tase me Bro.”
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
was the opening of the third seal.
…was when she started fading away until there was nothing left but her smile.
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
was when she bit the head off a live chicken, such a geek.
…was when she shouted “I’m going to Disneyland!”
…was when she showed everyone her Planned Parenthood tattoo.
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
…was when she started twerking
…it is revealed she is really a ventriloquist dummy
…when she put on her coat made of 101 dalmations
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
was when she admitted, “Crap, now I gotta get by in the private sector.”
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
was the ever so brief, almost infinitesimal, moment when, after all the blather and stock phrases there came upon her the sudden realization that she would have to actually sign up for this mess causing a small tear to appear on her face.
…was Obama interrupting to find out if she wanted the red or blue cyanide pill.
…was when she said that death was a tax, otherwise all Obamacare signees would live forever.
…was swearing that the death panels were replaced by the new remove everything from the body, leave the cannoli surgery.
Was when she jumped up did the Time Warp.
… when she boasted that she would prefer to pay the penalty rather than going thru the enrollment.
. . . was her asking “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
…the little tapdance she performed upon hearing of the Unemployment Benefits extension.
…was when she removed her mask and revealed that she is actually one of those lizard aliens.
…was when she closed her remarks with “George Tiller Forever!”
… was when she clicked her Ruby Slippers together and, said, “That’s all for you and your little dog too!
… was when she said “if you like your job, you can keep your job, unless you’re me”.
…was when Joe Biden wandered out with his bathrobe open to get the paper from the lawn.
…was when some guy in pajamas handed her a cup of cocoa.
…she bragged that she was no longer just a synonym for bilious but now for canker, cancer and cooties.
@30: …and cold sores! (not covered by Obamacare.)
. . . came when John Cleese walked in with a cage containing a Norwegian blue parrot, which he claimed was dead, and Sebelius insisted was alive.
@32 lovely plumage though.
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
was the little man standing behind her saying “Sic transit gloria mundi” over and over again.
@34 only to have biden keep asking “who’s gloria”
…she and Justin Bieber thanked all the Sebelievers by peeing in a mop bucket.
…she promised Sandra Fluke she would soon get her Frederick’s Of Hollywood lingerie, not (NOT!!!) a coat hanger, free home abortion kit.
… was when she announced her new job at a liberal think tank by saying “Parting is such sweet Soros.”
… was when she was joined onstage by Janet Napolitano and Lois Lerner; and the three of them hailed Obama as the Thane of Cawdor.
(before they realized that Obama has grinders full of women.)
… was when the kid on her way to the locker room asked her if she wanted a Koch.
was when her manual teleprompter crashed.
…was when she committed seppuku by signing up for Obamacare.
…was the guy in the holocaust cloak pushing the cart around the Rose Garden calling “Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!” #awkward
The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech…
It took Obama several tries to get her under the bus.