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A new report shows that an IRS employee took home a thumb drive containing personal information on about 20,000 IRS workers and plugged it into an unsecure home network.
That’s terrible… I’m just relieved a government worker could never do that with our personal medical data.
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"April Fools!"
-Mr. T reminding a group of CPAs which month taxes are due.
— Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) April 1, 2014
Parenting tip: Put your baby up for adoption and reclaim her around age 4.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) April 1, 2014
GM is alive, their customers are dead.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 1, 2014
if you ever need me just go to the nearest beach at sunset. i’ll be there, practicing karate.
— lawblob (@lawblob) April 1, 2014
The Commerce Department said that it wanted to turn America’s administrative control over the internet’s structure to an international organization.
Great. That’ll work about as well at turning control of the Homecoming Parade over to Delta House.
“Being sick is not doing something wrong. Everyone deserves health care.”
“Now, not buying lousy insurance for too much money? THAT’S doing something *wrong*.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…
April 1st is a great day for Obama to announce that Obamacare has met all its goals.
Make everyday April Fools Day in that you look at everything on the internet with extreme skepticism.
“Is that funny?” -common question from my 3yo daughter. At what age do I teach her how to read her audience?
I hope my employer never realizes that minimum wage is much much lower than what they pay me.
“That was legend…” *wait 9 years for it* “…sucky.” #HIMYM
Stop taking the president’s speech so seriously; check the date.
I thought I lost the plan I liked and am paying more, but apparently everything is going great and I’m confused,
Think of all the good government can do simply with threats of fines and imprisonment.
How do you even know when you win a War On Science? Do magic and dragons come back?
So I’m a little confused: We were only 7 million away from universal health care coverage?
So did we ever find out what WWI was about? I guess it’s in a history book somewhere. Anyone find that book and read it?
How I Met the Footnote
What I’ve learned from Doctor Who is that the British pronounce really random words oddly.
Most random so far — patent is pronounced pay-tent.
And going from how they pronounce “schedule,” school isn’t pronounced “shul” is it?
A Department of Justice internal investigation has turned up more than 650 ethical violations by its lawyers.
This is gonna look bad for Eric Holder. He really wanted to break 1000.