Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…
…plans to ask them for overhead video of his golf swing – you see, he has a slight hitch…
…is jealous, because he can’t cover his own country with health insurance…
China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…
plans to welcome our new Chinese overlords.
… will try to use them to more effectively cover his hind quarters.
. . . ask for a direct feed so the EPA, NSA, and food police can monitor US citizens.
…intends to outsource all his “selfies” to them.
… asked if they’ll be hungry for more information two hours later.
… offered them a direct feed from the NSA for one-tenth the price.
Asked if there is any technology they need in order to accomplish their goal. (That they haven’t already stolen, that is.)
obama plans to cover his dog with gravy
Looked out the window, waved.
@10: 🙂 And not just ANY gravy. Thick and rich and creamy… gravy.
… sent them a harshly worded letter, then asked for another unpatriotic trillion dollars for the Mooch’s vacation budget.
… has ordered the World’s Largest Umbrella to cover his movements.
…said “Oh, crap! This makes us flyover country.”
…looked at Jay Carney and said, “Ah, do WE have ah uh um era th th th th those things?”
…encouraged Sherwin Williams to sue for copyright infringement.
…sent Kerry over there with a whole sack of potatoes.
…said the Chinese were being disrspectful
…asked them to search for his foreign policy – he can’t find it anywhere.
COOKIES !!!
FORTUNE COOKIES!
…Smiles more when he looks up.
Obama…
…offered the Chinese a bag of oranges. (It didn’t work for the Japanese in Seinfeld either)
…blamed Bush
…covered hundreds with health insurance
…Called up Peter Funt and asked for Allen’s cell number.
acted perplexed, he thought the last Chinese spacecraft delivered Sandra Bullock to Arizona at the end of the movie…
@Burt…does it show my age that I get your joke? Lol
…promised to counter with stratospheric blimps with attached solar panels and wind mills for more green jobs. Several obese Hollywood actresses took it personally.
hopes it make the Chinese food delivery guy get to his house faster…….
…plans to cover the US with obese poor kids.
…suggested they use fewer by putting some into orbit with cameras on them.
…started playing golf at night.
…declared that their taking over of the US was a sign of weakness.
…laughed and said he was already covered by Putin’s thumb.
… asked them to let him know if they find anywhere Michelle and her mom haven’t gone at taxpayer expense.
…. asked Stephen Colbert to craft the State Department’s protest statement. Big mistake.
…asked, “Aren’t our satellites already made of mostly Chinese parts?”
… looked at a world covered by NSA satellites and asked “What difference, at this point, does it make?”
…may soon, or eventually, be hailed as the first black president to find his ass without using both hands, a feat he has failed to accomplish so far. His wife, however… Well, China can see her ass from China already.
… told Biden, who said, “See? I *told* you it was spelled P-e-E-k-i-n-g!”
…has already taken a ‘selfie’ with Reggie Love.
…wants to cover the world with hugs.
…plans to call China to get him some of those!