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The White House is angry with Samsung because it used Obama’s selfie with David Ortiz to promote their phones.
Think Obama’d be so cranky if it were a bankrupt solar company doing it?
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Michelle Recalls Surviving American Death Camps
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Is Sofia the First's dad with the Lannisters or the Starks?
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) April 16, 2014
I'd be legitimately impressed if I saw someone kill ONE bird with one stone.
— Dan O'Brien (@DOB_INC) April 16, 2014
Saudi Arabia has declared all atheists to be terrorists in a new law to crack down on political dissidents.
Good move, what with them always attacking people while yelling “No one akbar!”.
I have a profile up over at PJ Media about my influences as a fiction writer. Yes, I only have the one short story so far (and go read it if for some crazy reason you haven’t yet), but more is coming, I assure you.
So what do you all think of Liberty Island? I’m not always big on grouping by political persuasion where it’s not needed (such as in fiction writing), but it’s nice to have stories from authors you know don’t hate your guts because of your views on taxes, liberty, and small government.
“America is a place for everybody — that’s what we’re fighting for.”
“Welllll… a place for everybody except the people we’re fighting.”
I have an article up at The Federalist: “The Gospel According to Bloomberg.” And I have to say, it’s a very Frank J. piece.
“We’ll just be frank with you,” said the Pharisees. “Maybe in one small coastal area of Israel you were actually the best possible prophet they could get — which is such a sad commentary that you’d think people should flee that place and not look back lest they turn into pillars of salt — but in middle Israel — you know, caravan-over country — everyone hates your guts. They think you’re an annoying, out-of-touch, arrogant little jerk. Do you understand?”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest wearable device from Google…
How Frozen Should Have Ended is quite funny… because they stole my joke!
I’m the only possible person who could have come up with that joke.
I’d rant against income inequality for $25,000 a month.
Opposition to abortion stems from it involving ripping apart a tiny human. It’s not that hard to understand, really.
Pretending anything other than the dislike of ripping apart tiny humans is central to the opposition of abortion just makes you an idiot.
You can say, “I disagree that ripping apart tiny humans is a big deal,” but just understand that that’s central to the argument.
The main thing that distinguishes humans from the other apes is the ability to grow a mustache.
We’re going to spend $600 million on job training for the president? Will that be enough?
Evolution: “You may have thought dinosaurs were fearsome before, but now I’ve given them a few upgrades.”
*out walks a chicken*
In England, a garden center had to remove a parrot from the showroom floor because it kept swearing at the customers.
Lesson learned: never buy a used parrot from Rahm Emanuel.