The Sign Says “Why Lie? I Need Mackerel”

A proposed California bill would force SeaWorld San Diego to stop using killer whales in its iconic shows and to release them from their tanks.

I suppose it’s well-intentioned, but you know this will only lead to homeless off-ramp squeegee whales.

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Link of the Day: Cue Cards To Help Start Or Stop Conversations With Hipsters

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

Cue Cards To Help Start Or Stop Conversations With Hipsters

Can’t honestly say I got all these (some parts of hipster culture are a little too obscure for me), but the ones I *did* get, I enjoyed.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Setting the Example

As part of a broader reform package, Cuban authorities say they have eliminated more than 100,000 jobs in health care.

See? Thanks to Obama, countries around the world are following America’s lead again.

Bacon Poetry

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]