[High Praise! to Neatorama]
Cue Cards To Help Start Or Stop Conversations With Hipsters
Can’t honestly say I got all these (some parts of hipster culture are a little too obscure for me), but the ones I *did* get, I enjoyed.
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Or, to start a conversation with a hipster:
“I’d like a Happy Meal with a toy for boys.”
To end a conversation with a hipster:
“No spare change.”