[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]
Archive of entries posted on 18th April 2014
Americans Taste Test Japanese Snacks
This seemed like it would make a good coda for the other two snack-related videos.
[Americans Taste Test Japanese Snacks] (Viewer #969,155)
Large Wooden Badger, Maybe?
The State Department plans to spend $400,000 in taxpayer money to purchase a camel statue for the new American embassy in Pakistan.
That’d be a good investment, if it were hollow and filled with Marines.
Scary Hillary Ducks a Shoe
[High Praise! to Irritable Pundit]
By the way, IP’s accompanying article brings up an interesting side note on how the media keeps photoshopping Hillary to look better when we’re not looking.
Link of the Day: Satire – Top Ten Things Putin Said to Obama about Ukraine
[High Praise! to American Thinker]
Top Ten Things Putin Said to Obama about Ukraine
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Wisdom of the Day: Dance Crockett Drunks Friday Sword Strikes Hotline Intro
I think I'm going to the next town meeting and demand that dancing be banned. Then just sit back and wait for the awesome dance rebellion.
— John Cheese (@johncheese) April 17, 2014
"Don't forget the à la mode." -Davy Crockett ordering dessert
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 17, 2014
The loudest drunks are groups of sober teenage girls.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 17, 2014
Freaky Friday reboot, where Mike Bloomberg becomes governor of Texas and Rick Perry becomes mayor of New York #DavesIdeas
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 17, 2014
Every sword fight for the last 100 years has been interrupted by a mom yelling to get inside the house
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 17, 2014
"Three strikes and you're out!" -terrible bowling coach
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) April 17, 2014
Girl, are you a suicide hotline because I should definitely have your number in my phone.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 17, 2014
Had some time to kill during the intro of House of Cards so I got my masters degree.
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) April 18, 2014
He Really Obama-ed That Prediction
Despite Obama’s promise of “$2500 in savings”, 75% of Obamacare enrollees actually saw their premiums increase.
Obama gets it wrong so often, if that man were a stopped clock, he’d find a way to only be right once a day.
Soft Casualty
Friend of IMAO, Mike Z. Williamson, has a free short story out set in his Freehold universe, so check it out.
So what good fiction have you guys been reading lately?
Obama Warned Us – Raise
Nearly 3 in 4 Americans support raising the minimum wage.” — President Obama #RaiseTheWage
“So, basically, everyone except the people who would actually have to figure out how to stay in business while paying 30% more to have the same amount of work get done.”
Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Ask Frank J. Any Question, What Would It Be?
[High Praise! to Oppo for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?
Random Thoughts: Jeb Bush, Being Rational, and White Privilege
I think we’re on our way to “racist” becoming a meaningless epithet.
Jeb Bush may not run because of family issues, the main family issue being that his family is named “Bush.”
Hearing MMFA is in a conflict with SEIU over unionization, there is an urge to laugh and mock. There is no moral reason to resist this urge.
The left should spend less time arguing they’re the rational, reasonable ones and more time being rational and reasonable.
White privilege isn’t real; I tried jumping ahead of a bunch of minorities in line by yelling, “White privilege!” and it didn’t work at all.
I do get discounts at a lot of grocery stores just for being white, though. Or maybe it’s for having their savings card. I forget.
When whites are no longer the majority, we should team up with blacks to form a majority coalition and discriminate against the other races.
Familiar to the Founders
During a speech in DC, Nancy Pelosi said that Obamacare gives people the “healthier life that our Founders wanted for them”.
More like giving people another tax our Founders would want to chuck into the nearest harbor.