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Archive of entries posted on 10th April 2014
That Answers THAT Question
A new telephone poll finds that 78% believe everyone should be required to prove their citizenship before being allowed to vote.
The other 22% responded by pressing 2 for Spanish.
Where Americans Think Ukraine Is
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Each dot depicts the location where a U.S. survey respondent situated Ukraine; the dots are colored based on how far removed they are from the actual country, with the most accurate responses in red and the least accurate ones in blue.
A lot of wrong answers, but, surprisingly, NO ONE picked Mexico or Japan.
Oh… and before you ask, I don’t know which blue dot is Joe Biden’s.
Link of the Day: Princess Bride Makes Everything Better
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics via The Daily Aztec [High Praise!])
How I feel about graduation, in 11 “The Princess Bride” gifs
I’m not normally a fan of animated gifs, because they take forever to load and bog down my browser, but it’s Princess Bride, and that makes it conceivable.
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Wisdom of the Day: Archie Germs Estimate Assistant Snorks
When Archie dies he'll probably come back as four NEW Archies, including one who's a cyborg.
— Erik++ (@torgospizza) April 9, 2014
The .01% of germs that remain alive in your mouth after mouthwash are the Liam Neeson guys who are really pissed and looking for revenge.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) April 9, 2014
We mustn’t under-estimate the enemy. Or over-estimate them, either. Look, let’s just make a rule – no enemy-estimating, full stop.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) April 9, 2014
The Writers' Assistant on Game of Throne's main job is to highlight dialog in the book that could just as easily take place in a brothel
— John McNamee (@Piecomic) April 9, 2014
The Snorks all died at once when somebody pointed out the top part of their snorkels was always underwater.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) April 9, 2014
MiniTrue Is Calling You
New York Times reporter James Risen called the Obama administration “the greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation”.
Not counting the Thought Police on the New York Times Editorial Board, I assume.
Obama Warned Us – Climate
FACT: Droughts in the southwest U.S. are expected to last over 5 years by 2050. It’s time to #ActOnClimate.
“Some people think they can accurately predict weather 36 years in the future #RubberRoom #StraightJacket.”
Straight Line of the Day: Asked if She’s Running in 2016, Hillary Said She’s “Thinking About It”, Which Is Her Way of Saying…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…
Random Thoughts: Captain America, Archie, and Unequal Pay
It would be a great idea for a moisturizing cream to do a Captain America 2 tie-in. “Hail Hydration”
I always make fun of Obama for having no accomplishments, but it sounds like he finally hunted down and killed Archie.
So do they have even one actual example of a man and woman doing equal work but getting paid differently?
Being a Christian is like being in a movie where you got spoilers that everything turns out all right in the end.
If you buy into the 77% statistic Obama keeps lying about, you’re an idiot and deserve to be paid less.
To equalize things, Obama’s bill would have given every woman a 23% raise (a woman did the math).
Surprisingly, I Agree With Nancy Pelosi
At a press conference, Nancy Pelosi gushed over Obama, saying he was “as non-partisan a president as I’ve ever served with”.
True, since in Republican administrations, she served against.