When Archie dies he'll probably come back as four NEW Archies, including one who's a cyborg.

— Erik++ (@torgospizza) April 9, 2014

The .01% of germs that remain alive in your mouth after mouthwash are the Liam Neeson guys who are really pissed and looking for revenge.

— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) April 9, 2014

We mustn’t under-estimate the enemy. Or over-estimate them, either. Look, let’s just make a rule – no enemy-estimating, full stop.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) April 9, 2014

The Writers' Assistant on Game of Throne's main job is to highlight dialog in the book that could just as easily take place in a brothel

— John McNamee (@Piecomic) April 9, 2014

The Snorks all died at once when somebody pointed out the top part of their snorkels was always underwater.

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) April 9, 2014