Snopes Still Kinda Hates Us

It took a lot of prodding to get Snopes to acknowledge IMAO as the source of the “Obama’s 3am Phone Call” photoshop. And they never did use the original version (you know, the one with the watermark so that IMAO would get credit).

And now they’re doing a flashback on Obama-related photoshops, and they’re just being rudely dismissive (screen capture 4-7-14):

I noticed they didn’t get this upset when Bush was being mocked.

Seriously Snopes, try not to sound so offended. Your loyalties are showing.

You CAN Make Obamacare Work, Can’t You? (Metaphorically Speaking)

(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])


[The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)] (Viewer #4,025,273)

Raise your hand if you HAVEN’T had a boss assign you a project like this.

Kitten, indeed.

It’s Actually a Good Word for It

Trying to explain Obamacare’s shaky rollout, Vice President Biden summarized “it’s complicated”.

In other news, it’s spring, and America’s farmers are preparing their fields by spreading complicated on them.

Quote of the Day

[High Praise! to Chris Muir’s Day by Day Cartoon]

“I’ve seen how the other half live – they live off people like me.”

Link of the Day: All His Eggs in Several Baskets

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

Eggs, Easter Baskets, and Stuff Like That

And yes, you also get to play “find the penguin”!

Also, feel free to speculate on whose body was found in the “Tomb of the Unknown Sci-fi Geek”.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Wisdom of the Day: Fly City Brawl Impress

It’s a Common Glitch for Him

During a speech in DC, Vice President Joe Biden was unable to speak fast enough to keep up with his TelePrompter.

Guess it slows you down some when you have to keep pausing to spit out a foot.

Obama Warned Us – Unemployment

“Too many Americans have gone without unemployment insurance for too long: http://ofa.bo/bVL #RenewUI”.

@BarackObama

“You probably know them as ‘the employed’. Obamacare will fix most of those.”

Straight Line of the Day: Students Were Surprised to Discover that Michelle Obama’s “Healthy” Lunch Menu Included…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Students were surprised to discover that Michelle Obama’s “healthy” lunch menu included…

Super Meow-io Kat

Here’s one for you video game players. Or those that used to play video games.


[The YouTube]

You’re welcome.

Random Thoughts: Bush, Mickey, and Vox

Know how some movies were never that great in the first place but get endless straight to DVD sequels anyway? That’s the Bush dynasty.

Since I can coherently defend my viewpoints, I’m not scared of people expressing an opinion that’s the opposite of what I believe.

Kids, you do whatever you set your heart to, but considering what it is, you might first need to defeat Batman before he can foil your plans.

I always got the names Mickey Rooney and Mickey Rourke confused. Don’t know why. I guess… I’m just not that bright.

Anyway, very confused by the news thinking Mickey Rourke died at age 86. As bad as Rourke looks, he looks good for an 86 year old.

Can’t we put Harry Reid in a nursing home? One with fun activities to keep him busy?

So did the Koch brothers make the Democrats’ policies from the last 6 years complete failures, or did the Democrats do that themselves?

The Republicans should all wear “Sponsored by Kochs.” And everyone who voted for Obamacare should wear dunce caps.

So Harry Reid’s 2014 strategy is relying on hatred of deceased NYC mayor Ed Koch?

“Hello. I like freedom, guns, and keeping my money; which political party should I vote for? No, I meant one that has a chance of winning.”

In my perfect world, we’d have no social programs and open borders. And thunderdomes.

I’m constantly boycotting products for having such poor advertising that I’ve never heard of them.

Maybe HBO should make the Game of Thrones seasons come out every five to six years to give George R.R. Martin time to catch up.

I wish there was a website that would explain Vox to me.

Where’s the Vox article explaining Pharrell’s hat?

Doesn’t making birth control an entitlement work against us in the future being able to pay for all the other entitlements?

I have a great solution to the gender pay gap: Men, stop telling women your salaries.

Want to ban the word “equal” from politics. Often it’s about making an apple and an orange “equal” and acting like there’s a simple answer.

Never once in my life have I encountered a videogame so good I would pay $60 for it and then another $15 a month to actually play it.

America has been in a decade long slump and we’re talking Bush and Clinton? We’re just completely out of new ideas, huh?

How politicians can solve employment problem:
1. All politicians go into big, closed-room session.
2. They never come out.

An annoying thing about living in Westeros is that seems like half the available career paths require you to be unmarried and celibate.

I got thrown out of the farmer’s market because I kept dropping fat beets.

The Prudent Thing to Do

Top executives from Facebook, Google and other tech giants met with President Obama in DC to discuss “issues of privacy, technology, and intelligence.”

Hope they swept their offices for bugs after they got back.