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Archive of entries posted on 29th April 2014
Frank’s Octopus Makes a Lot More Sense Now
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Frank’s “Who Murdered the Dinosaurs?” story makes a lot more sense after seeing this.
Note: this is sort of a nature documentary, so it broaches some of those uncomfortable nature-documentary topics.
[True Facts About The Octopus] (Viewer #2,784,904)
I Would Support This If He Did
President Obama has requested $1.1 billion for a new gun control initiative.
Ya know, if he were consistent, he would insist that it include a “pathway to gun ownership”.
The Only Thing Awesomer Than Sharknado Is Toy Sharknado
Link of the Day: You Won’t Believe What He Does With a Protractor!
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
The “Idea” of Little Worlds – Part 3
Also, I think he just figured out a way to keep a penguin permanently in the strip as Kevin’s internal mental alter ego.
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Wisdom of the Day: Cannon Looser Fish Belle
"CANNONBALL!" I yelled, aiming my cannon at the pool and opening fire on my enemies
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) April 28, 2014
Someone called me a "looser" in an aol poetry chat room in '97 and I didn't get back online until literally now.
— Shy Rydia (@jenicastrife) April 28, 2014
Give a man a fish, you've created a fish addict. Then you raise the price
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) April 28, 2014
The townspeople are absolutely right about Belle being weird in that first song because later she falls in love with a water buffalo.
— Kelly (@kellyanew) April 29, 2014
There Will Be Consequences!
A customer service representative at the IRS who repeatedly greeted taxpayers calling a help-line with a chant urging President Obama’s re-election in 2012 could now be facing significant disciplinary action.
Like what? Being forced to move into a bigger office to work for more pay?
Obama Warned Us – Truman
President Truman knew that our citizens deserve the opportunity to achieve and enjoy good health: http://ofa.bo/dXn
“He also knew that victory in war requires nuking your enemies into submission, but let’s not talk about that.”
Straight Line of the Day: A New Word-Discouragement Campaign at Duke University Labels the Phrase “Man Up” As Offensive. Also Offensive…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new word-discouragement campaign at Duke University labels the phrase “man up” as offensive. Also offensive…
Random Thoughts: Microsoft, Inequality, and Captain America
Microsoft plans on adding web browser functionality to its security hole.
I would like gun control. That’s like how Aquaman has fish control, right?
Just let market forces solve these problems. I’m not sure why the supermarket has a private military, but I’d stay out of their way.
Have we solved racism yet?
I thought the Bible said something about coveting your neighbor’s wealth.
Inequality in the U.S. is millionaires complaining they have so much less than billionaires.
So is smoking pot a better or worse idea than smoking cigarettes?
Saw Captain America 2 over the weekend. Thought it was one of the best Marvel movies so far.
I’ll give high marks to any action movie these days if I can just generally tell what’s going on most of the time.
Haven’t seen the new Thor yet. Don’t really care about Thor, but I feel like I have to see it before the next Avengers movie.
Captain America 2 also did something amazing: Made me interested in watching Agents of SHIELD again.
Why was Chris Evans chosen to play Captain America? Ben Affleck wasn’t available?
Don’t know a thing about Guardians of the Galaxy, but it looks fun. Really like Chris Pratt from Parks & Rec.
Do I have to get my wife something for Mother’s Day? She’s not my mom.
Which political party probably has more racists: The one that gets constant scrutiny for racism or the one that somehow avoids any scrutiny?
My only request for a Justice League movie is that it be extremely serious and completely joyless. And have Aquaman.
I forget: Did Chuck Hagel become Secretary of Defense or pass away?
What is the Obama Doctrine? Anything is okay as long as it was done by a drone?
Kerry is going to look carefully for anything controversial in his next speech tentatively titled “It’s Time to Do Something About the Jews”
Not Taking Responsibility Is the Same Thing, Right?
Researchers have found that learning to forgive yourself is a critical element to leading a longer life.
Well, saying “what difference does it make” certainly earned Hillary immortality.