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Archive of entries posted on 5th April 2014

In Your Imagination, This Is How You Play With Office Supplies When You’re Bored at Work

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2014, 10:00 pm

This is just kinda fun. And be sure to stay through the end credits to watch the “outtakes”.


[A GIRL NAMED ELASTIKA] (Viewer #722 views)

Filed under Videos | 1 Comment

In “Harry Potter”, They Mispronounced It As “Crucio”

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2014, 8:00 pm

Republican strategists are saying that “invoking Nancy Pelosi’s name is the best tool” to motivate Republican voters.

Don’t suppose we can find a Republican name that can do that before 2016…

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Link of the Day: Because Jack Bauer Is a Cash Cow

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2014, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Vitamin Fred]

24: Milk Another Dollar.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Pay for What, Now?

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2014, 3:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

Well, There’s Really No Other Option

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2014, 12:00 pm

Airplane pilots cruising over southern California have been complaining about a “nearly blinding” glare emanating from a 3500-acre government-funded solar thermal facility.

I’m sure the government will go for the obvious fix: installing 3500-acre sunglasses.

Filed under One-Shots | 9 Comments

I Bet He Already Forgot He Said That

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2014, 8:00 am

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 4 Comments

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