Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ABC News plans to replace retiring “World News” anchor Diane Sawyer with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ABC News plans to replace retiring “World News” anchor Diane Sawyer with…
…another hard-to-listen-to old woman, Jay Carney.
…an earnest, hardworking weather girl from an obscure local affiliate, who will face hostility and humorous missteps on her way to finding true love and success…
Al Sharpton, if he doesn’t run for president.
TPOTUS
Bob B,
Will zany hi jinks ensue? This Fall on CBS! Be there!
Yes, I’m aware of the CBS show comment about an ABC news anchor. It’s all part of my charming yet quirky approach to networks I don’t watch.
@ Bob B. & Rihar – don’t forget to mention her loveable, wacky neighbor.
…Josh Earnest. No, he won’t be quitting his White House Press Secretary gig – they’re just cutting out the middle-man.
… Shrillery-she has the attitude right and Left Wing credentials.
(1) … a revamped Ananova, naked.
(2) … a dial tone.
(3) … “Weird Al” Yankovic’s movie “UHF,” on an endless loop. Who’d notice the difference?
Rachel Maddow, for that subtle change in attitude…
… a direct feed from the DNC, as a cost-cutting measure to avoid the unnecessary middle-man (-woman… whatever)
… the Kool-Aid pitcher. Make that *another* Kool-aid pitcher.
… some guy who will make 30% more money right off the bat. Stimulus!
… what difference, at this point, does it make? Tokyo Rose by any other name.
… Sandra Fluke. (Otherwise they’ll be opening themselves to a lawsuit for denying her civil right to work.)
…the only choice is to replace Sawyer with Huck Finn.
Straight Line of the Day: ABC News Plans to Replace Retiring “World News” Anchor Diane Sawyer With… why would they have to replace her? She’s been dead for a number of years, couldn’t they just repaint her and get a new puppeteer?
… her granddaughter.
… something perfect for that dead air opposite “The Kelly File”:— “The Lois Lerner Files.”
… some new EchoWarrior.
… an AI amalgam of Peter Jennings, Chet Huntley and David Brinkley, which looks suspiciously like Matt Frewer, and unfortunately sounds like Ted Baxter…
…Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop.
…Michael Sam. The first openly gay football player, the first openly gay ex football player and now the first openly gay football player, gay ex-football player turned gay anchor.
…Chelsea Clinton. Word on the street is that she’s looking for work.
…Happy Days reruns
…a new anchor. No. Really, a solid cast iron anchor. It has about the same IQ but has actually worked in the real world.
@c64wood “…Chelsea Clinton. Word on the street is that she’s looking for work.”
She better not be working Hillary’s street corner! Beeotch gonna get cut!
…the Muppets.
ABC News Plans to Replace Retiring “World News” Anchor Diane Sawyer With…wait…what? World News is still on? When did Diane Sawyer take over?
A mild vinegar and water solution in a douche bottle.
ABC News plans to replace retiring “World News” anchor Diane Sawyer with…
a plate of Anonymiss cookies, different flavor every day!
. . . a finite number of monkeys.
…another Diane Sawyer, but hey, dingleberries don’t grow on trees you know.
…someone genetically engineered to have no neck.
…a nattering nabob of plausibility.
…a reporter, setting a precedent not likely to be repeated.
Another talking marital aid?