I remember doing a lot of book reports as a kid but I’ve never done a single one as an adult. What was that all about?

Were book reports to scare kids away from books? “Remember: If you read a book, you have to do some painful, boring writing afterward.”

Anger makes you dumber, and, God bless us, none of us were that bright to begin with.

Secure nude selfie distribution is actually an interesting engineering problem.

Ideally, you’d want a nude selfie camera setting that would encrypt the image upon taking it. Password needed for any further viewing.

Being able to send the photo to a person with that person not being able to distribute would be biggest challenge. Nearly impossible, really.

So only send nude selfies to extremely trusted third parties. A nude selfie can’t be canceled like a credit card.

Apparently Apple’s cloud doesn’t count as an extremely trusted third party.

Does the presidential limo have an “I’d rather be golfing” bumper sticker? Because that would be funny.

So do gaming journalists basically have complete and utter contempt for gamers? #GamerGate

I enjoy video games and the patriarchy.

So Putin starts wearing a cape, he’s officially a supervillain, right?