Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that he’s been suspended, what will Brian Williams do with his time.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that he’s been suspended, what will Brian Williams do with his time.
Sulk in his Fortress of Solitude?
Write his memoirs including his harrowing experiences in Iraq and Katrina and finally fess up to being deep throat.
Help Obama craft the creative truths to support his newer policies.
He’s already provided his demo for White House Chief Spokesman – all he can do is wait…
I’m not sure. But I won’t take his word on it.
He would Rather! play checkers.
The “Daily Show” gig is opening up – he could add some gravitas to that hot mess.
Write a book about the time his Swift boat got shot up in Cambodia when he was covering John Kerry’s heroics.
Seek confirmation of his claim of being lynched for attempting to give up his front row bus seat to a woman named Rosa Parks, the woman most famous for being the only one to say no to Brian Williams.
I know, he can apply to be a baking assistant to Anonymiss, where his vast experience under Duff Goldman, Martha Stewart and Julia Child can finally be utilized.
Write his Meme-oirs.
Take a sabBatmanical.
…write a tell-all memoir of his time at NBC which he can threaten to publish if they don’t give him his job back.
Become the Host of the Daily Show. Just Brian being back on the air will get more laughs than Jon Stewart.
@7 sorry BobB, I didn’t refresh and hadn’t seen your post. didn’t mean to step on it.
Discover a cure for cancer, find Amelia Earhart’s plane, rescue the castaways on Gilligan’s Island, help Mr. Spock reprogram the entire USS Enterprise computer system, rid Hawaii of the menace of spy Wo Fat, have guided tours of the location where his rocket from Krypton landed, get a Connecticut social security number, fix all freeway potholes, and sue Stars and Stripes.
…tracking down the elusive RPG-launching
terroristfreedom fighter who happens to be the sniper to shot at Hillary when she was “over there”.…take dancing lessons so this does not happen again.
…join OJ on the links and help him find Nichole’s killer.
…apply to become Jeb Bush’s head speech writer.
…challenge Pinocchio to a lie-off
Sell Isuzus.
Applying for Obama care, section 8, WIC, an Obama phone, SSDI (he has a disease!!!1!) and putting his helicopter part on ebay now that he’s unemploy
edable.…that or counting his money, that should take 6 months at least.
writing a book: Cheaters
NeverOften Prosper….why,… he’ll invent a world of his own making, of course !
‘Williamsburg’ has a nice ring to it. He’ll be at the entrance gate and will request your particular backround story,
to eventually make it his very own ‘special tale’.
…then,… you’ll go out for beers with Brian, while he bores you to death with Fantasmagorical B S, the likes of which you’ve never even imagined…..
Write the ‘Great American Novel.’ Fiction, naturally.
getting his 57th nose jobs, it keeps growing back.
He’ll infiltrate ISIS, become their leader, hypnotize everyone into becoming cool and peace will flourish throughout earth.
Brian’s the bomb and he’s awesome.
Seek his money back from Cosmo Kramer for that worthless batch of life stories.
Now that he’s been suspended, what will Brian Williams do with his time? I’m sure he’ll remember he had something to do.
Wait for his appointment to Secretary of State. His crime was way less heinous than that of Kerry in May of 1970.
Work on his new book, “The Definitive History of Time – An Eyewitness Account”
Hang around his mens’ club pointing at a globe with his pipe, saying “There! Did I ever tell you. . . ?” to other members.
#IraqianBullwinkleShow
Sneak back into NBC to retrieve his Swingline stapler, mumbling “Okay, but …. I was told I could be the anchor … ” and possibly burn the place down.
# BriansGotACaseOfTheMondaysAndJackDaniels
…sue Baron Munchausen for plagiarism.
Go to Mars as a secret agent after “Rekall Inc.” implanted the wrong memories of his vacation.
Check into a VA Hospital and try to get a disability for PTSD.
Oh, I don’t know. Play chess… screw…
@31…And I thought I was the only one that liked that movie.
Sue Baron Munchausen for plageriarism.
@Dohtimes — I see your game.
Now that Brian Williams is suspended, he’s going to spend his time completing his memoir about the time he was raped by a campus Republican named “Barry”.