“Time and time again, @SenatorReid stood up to special interests and made sure every one of his constituents had a voice.” —President Obama
“Wait, no… switch ‘special interests’ and ‘constituents’.”
“Time and time again, @SenatorReid stood up to special interests and made sure every one of his constituents had a voice.” —President Obama
“Wait, no… switch ‘special interests’ and ‘constituents’.”
Time and time again, @SenatorReid stood up to special interests and made sure every one of paid him huge bribes.
“…and made sure every one of his (democratic) constituents had a voice.”
“Time and time again, @SenatorReid stood up to special interests and made sure every one of his constituents had a voice.”
…We couldn’t have tripled the national debt without him.
“Time and time again, @SenatorReid stood up to special interests and made sure every one of them had easier access to his pockets for the placement of ‘Legislative enhancement accelerators.'”
…but mostly he looked out for his own family and made sure they all had big fat government contracts.
*** Breaking News ***
Las Vegas, NV (AP) – Senator Harry Reid was found unconscious in his home this afternoon at the foot of his exercise equipment where he was apparently working out prior to collapsing. Medic units were able to eventually revive him and noticed that both eyes now had bruising and broken eye sockets. When the Senator regained consciousness, he commented that he was attacked by the same machine that apparently malfunctioned for the second time. Family members thought the event was so odd, they called police. When asked “what machine?” by police in a later interview, Reid couldn’t describe it except to say that “it ganged-up on me and attacked so quickly, and then they were gone.” Police and attending medical personnel remained puzzled as to what exactly happened and are trying to piece-together the events that led to this latest injury.
It must be a good Republican exercise machine.