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For April Fools Day at the White House…
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… Michelle revealed her true gender.
… Barry coughed up his real birth certificate.
… Vince Foster came back to life (only to have Hillary ice him again).
… the launch codes were reset to 0000.
… the Illuminati revoked Obama’s “Mark of the Beast” membership.
For April Fools Day at the White House… they flipped the hundreds of years of Fools Day traditions and brought in someone competent to run the White House for the day.
“It’s said that ‘a fool and his money are soon parted. Well, I’d just like to wish all Americans a Happy April Fools Day! And don’t forget April 15th, fools.”
The White House chef prepared a big pot of stew that he told everyone he’d been stewing for “quite long,” because otherwise he said “it would get chewy.” For desert there would be a roasted delicacy that would be very crunchy. In possibly related news at the White House, the staff has been seen looking frantically in closets and under beds, and roaming the grounds shouting “Bo! Here boy! Bohhh!”
…They all spent the entire day patting each other on the back for pranking the U.S. for so long.
…Umm, let me guess- Obama wasn’t there because he spent our money to fly Air Force One to another 18 rounds despite ALL of the critical problems this country is facing. What a fool.
…Everyone involved in Obama’s administration was feted (at our expense) to a lavish dinner to celebrate how they all helped to fool America (“If you like your doctor..”, “At this point, what does it matter?”, “Mitt Romney hasn’t paid his taxes”, “The economy is doing well”….”We can’t find the emails”, etc. etc.)
…Obama gave a very moving speech about how much he loves this country and promised he will double his efforts to uphold the US Constitution …with a straight face.
…Biden got dressed up and went from office to office with a bag saying “Trick or Treat”.
… Michelle revealed her true gender.
… Barry coughed up his real birth certificate.
… Vince Foster came back to life (only to have Hillary ice him again).
… the launch codes were reset to 0000.
… the Illuminati revoked Obama’s “Mark of the Beast” membership.
…they asked all regular fools to vacate the premises – the press room is completely empty.
…,the President took Abe Lincoln’s admonition that “you cannot fool all the people all the time” as a personal challenge.
…Joe Biden was declared King of Fools by acclamation.
…to keep the one campaign promise of “Change”: https://youtu.be/Z-7TRVsArgI
… Obama invoked “white lie” privilege.
For April Fools Day at the White House…
the White House, through Executive Order, extended it January 20, 2017.
… Ron Glass (of “Barney Miller” fame) made some more wacky global warming predictions in the the personal of his character “Neil DeGrasse Tyson.”
…Obama yelled out “First!!!”.
…Moochelle planted the years crop of magic beans in the garden.
…Biden got punked by a four year old. Hostess Twinkie wrapper.
…one of the Secret Service agents realized his vodka bottle had been filled with water.
For April Fool’s Day at the White House, President Obama said the Pledge of Allegience.
HA HA HA!! (sob)
(Shoulda read “in the persona”)
…the maid sneezed, once again, dusting the seat of an empty chair.
…the annual pardoning of a pig ceremony went off without a hint of irony.
…the press were invited to ask and have questions answered, honestly, to the amusement of all.
“For April Fools Day at the White House…”
…they find it really hard to top the other 364 days of the year.
…President Obama came outside and waved.
For April Fools Day at the White House… they flipped the hundreds of years of Fools Day traditions and brought in someone competent to run the White House for the day.
…John Kerry ran the black ISIS flag up the flagpole in a vain (and misguided – what’s new?) attempt to placate the Iranians…
For April Fools Day at the White House…
Joe Biden
…Obama made a short speech where he said:
“It’s said that ‘a fool and his money are soon parted. Well, I’d just like to wish all Americans a Happy April Fools Day! And don’t forget April 15th, fools.”
The White House chef prepared a big pot of stew that he told everyone he’d been stewing for “quite long,” because otherwise he said “it would get chewy.” For desert there would be a roasted delicacy that would be very crunchy. In possibly related news at the White House, the staff has been seen looking frantically in closets and under beds, and roaming the grounds shouting “Bo! Here boy! Bohhh!”
For April Fools Day at the White House…
…They all spent the entire day patting each other on the back for pranking the U.S. for so long.
…Umm, let me guess- Obama wasn’t there because he spent our money to fly Air Force One to another 18 rounds despite ALL of the critical problems this country is facing. What a fool.
…Everyone involved in Obama’s administration was feted (at our expense) to a lavish dinner to celebrate how they all helped to fool America (“If you like your doctor..”, “At this point, what does it matter?”, “Mitt Romney hasn’t paid his taxes”, “The economy is doing well”….”We can’t find the emails”, etc. etc.)
For April Fools Day at the White House…
B. Hussein Obama
…Obama gave a very moving speech about how much he loves this country and promised he will double his efforts to uphold the US Constitution …with a straight face.
…Biden got dressed up and went from office to office with a bag saying “Trick or Treat”.