Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Apple is really embarrassed because their Siri app…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Apple is really embarrassed because their Siri app…
gives advice in a “Hillary” voice.
…wants to be called ‘Dip’.
…keeps saying “Watches are soooooo ’80s.”
…exhibits the logic of Sheldon Cooper.
…has switched to speaking in tongues.
…claims to be male app trapped in a female operating system.
Always responds to 911 calls with – “When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
always responds – “…at this point, what difference does it make?”
…has Tourette Syndrome.
…has less reliable answers than Yahoo Serious.
…is actually a phone link to Al Sharpton.
…tries to use leftist logic to give the right answer.
…is nothing but a million monkeys and the Google Monkey To English Translator.
…won’t blame Bush when it screws up.
…is calling everyone “Sexy.”
…has an AI subroutine that’s turned into a whiny beotch.
…keeps saying, “Inconceivable.”
…is promoting Microsoft products.
Sounds like Bawney Fwank.
Apple Is Really Embarrassed Because Their Siri App…
…is Pro-life.
…doesn’t know what the meaning of “is” is.
…does not plan on voting democrat in 2016.
…made a scene and tried to take an award away from Taylor Swift.
…ran off to marry an ISIS fighter.
…responds only in bad puns.
……isn’t as good as Wiki-bear
…is being sued for sexual harassment
…is sending your browsing history to your mom once a day
…has resorted to communicating by smell
…is waking the phone at night, activating the camera, and watching you while you sleep
…has been accused of getting the toaster pregnant
…had its head in the Cloud(s).
…is written in COBOL !!
…has as the default mode that if you don’t use the location option will keep saying, “I told you to ask for directions but you wouldn’t listen to me. You never ask for directions. Now we’re going to be late because you wouldn’t listen. You never listen….”
…was hacked and now sounds like Hillary.
…stalks you.
…is dating Skynet.
…only responds in limerick form:
The location you asked for is near.
So make a left turn here.
Then pass the third light.
Your location’s to the right.
Go have a burger and beer.
Burma Shave.
…STILL doesn’t work.
…sounds creepy
Apple is really embarrassed because their Siri app…
-recently admitted to an affair with HAL9000
-only gives directions by making the user turn left
-is prone to become unreliable due to PMS every month
-is more human that Nancy Pelosi
-has more personality than anyone who is running for president
…is the love-child of Ms. Pac-Man and HAL 9000.
@27. ConnecticutCompromise – I totally missed your reference to HAL 9000 – D’OH!
…voted for Ted Cruz.
@29. DamnCat – A mistake I expect from a cat…dogs pay attention !
… will only claim to be wearing khakis.
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