Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
. . . came when Chris Matthews showed everybody exactly what the thrill that he got down his leg in 2008 was.
. . . occurred when every New York Times employee present shouted, in unison, “Take me now, Obama!”
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
when all the reporters in the room tried to fellate Obama at the same time.
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
when Hillary burst in crying, “MINE! all Mine, mine, mine!”
…is that nobody cares any more.
…was when a swarm of wannabes descended upon the carcass of Bob Schieffer.
…was that there were no cookies…again!
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
The dog was a little under done.
a couple of stray rioters from Baltimore showed up at the door.
Dan Rather and Rachel Maddow duet of “Did you ever know you were my hero”.
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
Hillary Clinton asking for donations.
Bill Clinton asking for a little Luv.
Obama asking for a Brain.
…was Brian Williams, alone in the corner, mumbling “I used to be a contender – I used to be somebody! But now I’m just a bum…”
…was FOX NEWS!!!!!!!(obviously)
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
… was when Zero remarked that this was the eighth straight year he’s seen dead people in his audience, and the fawning nitwits still didn’t catch on.
…was when Michelle ordered the chocolate moose for desert.
…a stern faced Obama finally realized he was the joke of all the butts.
…was having the fire marshall close down the White House when the intruder capacity limit was grossly exceeded.
…was when Obama read from a Cloward & Piven manuel wearing a Hitler mustache and said he wasn’t joking.
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
when it became apparent that Michelle was in charge of the menu.
…was when someone commented that the after dinner choom was Halal.
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
..was when they all lost the “Family Feud” game because none of them could guess what the American public answered to any of the questions.
The most awkward moment at the White House Correspondents Dinner…
…was the “Pat Yourself On The Back” contest, which every one of them won.
…was the repeated shouts of “Wait…what?” from the Tampa Times table. (They apparently forgot where they were and furiously fact-checked the whole thing.)
…was when Obama joked, “Take my wife, Please!”, and the room cleared out.
… was the sound of those annoying crickets chirping.
…was when Michelle caught Chris Mathews trying to French Barrack.
…was afterwards when Michelle and Barrack went around gathering all the uneaten rolls and bottles of wine that weren’t empty.
…was when the American public realized that these were supposedly the gatekeepers of truth who were doing all this bootlicking.
…was when Clint Eastwood asked why Obama’s chair was empty.
…was when jokes about destroying the only people who can keep the crushing weight of reality off the arrogance that supports your culture of incompetence stops being funny and you can only laugh at your own jokes. In other words, when the second liberal showed up and the fake laughter began.
…was when the bill to the taxpayers didn’t seem nearly high enough and everybody had to leave some smug to make up the difference.
…was when Obama tried to garnish the punch bowl after the guests had arrived, all grunts and flatulence, signifying nothing but the loss of dignity in Washington, D.C.