Lois Lerner, a/k/a/ Petard Gabriel, from The Fifth album:
“I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don’t you call my name
You’d better call the sledgehammer
Put your mind at rest
I’m going to be the sledgehammer
This will be my testimony [*smash!*]
I’m your sledgehammer
Let there be no doubt about it
Sledge – sledge – sledgehammer
I’ve kicked the habit
Shed my skin
This is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
Oh won’t you put on a show for me
And I’ll put on a show for you . . . “
(Cue the scene “Damn, It Feels Good To Be a Gangster” from Officious Space.)
Yeah, well, it was a laptop.
Maybe it fell off the roof of her car and got run over.
Lois Lerner, a/k/a/ Petard Gabriel, from The Fifth album:
“I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don’t you call my name
You’d better call the sledgehammer
Put your mind at rest
I’m going to be the sledgehammer
This will be my testimony [*smash!*]
I’m your sledgehammer
Let there be no doubt about it
Sledge – sledge – sledgehammer
I’ve kicked the habit
Shed my skin
This is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
Oh won’t you put on a show for me
And I’ll put on a show for you . . . “
Yes, the impact when it hit her that she might go to jail.
NMB, she’s innocent I tell you, she was mainframed.
Probably just a micrometeorite.