Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for…
Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for…
nothing really. Nothing at all.
Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for…
not bowing low enough.
…not fully implementing socialism yet.
…having lousy timing while doing the “wave”…
…being too Jar-Jar-ish
…not being communist enough, just like all the Bernie supporters.
… his bad ‘beard.’
Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for…
not appointing him to the Supreme Court
all of the Americans going to Cuba for better health insurance plans
forgetting the deed to Gitmo
…not being able to hold his Cuba Libre.
Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for…
…the crappy service he gets on his Obama-phone.
…using Dominicans to roll crepes instead of real Cubans
… No (Camp Gitmo) Satisfaction
… beginning to transform Cuba into a twerker’s paradise.
… not understanding when he ends messages with ROTFL (“Raul on the floor laughing”)
. . . insisting that it takes two to tango.
. . . being a SCOAMF, this being that rare occasion when I agree with Fidel Castro.
. . . not throwing as well as Castro does, although Castro is thirty-five years older.
Poor fellatio technique.
@16 Jeremy Hernandez – That’s a low blow!
…not telling Michelle to let the kids eat Cuban sandwiches at school
… being just a dictator tot.
… not quickly taking control of every aspect of the citizen’s lives for their own “betterment”…….
… Oh, nevermind……
. . . stealing his Mojo.