Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Pretty sure Hillary has serious health problems. Hillary’s Secret Service van carries…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Pretty sure Hillary has serious health problems. Hillary’s Secret Service van carries…
… a pressure-activated hide-relic system
…a cloning machine.
…a Lazerus pit
…the uniform once used by Immortan Joe
…a Goa’uld sarcophagus
…an altar to Baal once used by Jezebel
…not a single mirror, and it’s only used at night
…a voice modulator to make her not sound like a Dalek
…a deFIBrillator.
… negative-ground Trumper cables.
… a spare tire, just like her.
…two spare Hillarys (keeping them at Chelsea’s apartment takes too much time to substitute them in)
. . . a neuralyzer, for managing witnesses.
…backup Hillarys.
…a portable crematorium .
Pretty sure Hillary has serious health problems. Hillary’s Secret Service van carries…
aptly named, a witch doctor
…Ho-Ho s, Ding-Dongs and scotch…
… and a Jack in the back.
…fresh neck bolts and a lightning rod.
…a do not stop the 24/7 resuscitation efforts declaration.
…a script and the director for the new Weekend at Bernies movie.
…several donated vital organs, kept fresh and healthy in the bodies of two young ladies struggling against their duct tape restraints.
Pretty sure Hillary has serious health problems. Hillary’s Secret Service van carries…
hookers and blow for Bill Clinton’s celebration in case of emergency.
A Goa’uld Sarcophagus
…extra stuffed Mao Jackets
Spare heads in case the eye sockets short circuit and go wonky.
… 2 55-gallon barrels of embalming fluid.
… The Tall Man and his army of minions.
Carbidopa-levodopa, Dopamine, MAO-B inhibitors, Catechol-O-methyltransferase (COMT) inhibitors, Anticholinergics, Amantadine and Triphorgetin.
… a bunch of junk in the trunk.
….a body bag.
….a bucket (for her to kick).
…a
12 packkeg to celebrate.…a phone with the 9 and the 1 removed.
…extra packs of “D” batteries
Gin IV bags.
I gotta start hitting this blog earlier. By the time I get to SLotD someone else has already posted my thoughts.
… Biden chains for roads that ain’t noways tarred.