Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
…lair beneath an island in Crab Key.
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
Calgon
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
self destruct button in her Left heel.
…for rocking those pantsuits…
…for how she can clean up her dirty deals without getting her hands dirty…
The dirt is rendered invisible by the blood covering it
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
She’s the “before” picture on all the Nutrisystem commercials
…Decoder Ring.
Besuretodrinkyourovaltine
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
passion for walnuts in cookies.
email address for her correspondence with her Russian handlers.
desire to direct.
battle with self-doubt and lack of ambition.
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
battle with sanity.
twin sister who was her opposite. And has a goatee.
longing for Richard Simmons.
…lust for Cthulhu.
ability to move her eyes separately in different directions.
… for low blood pressure that has doctors confounded.
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
divorce from Bill and marriage to Carlos Danger so he can’t testify against her.
She can’t be bargained with. She can’t be reasoned with. She doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop… ever, until you are dead!
Even then she will abuse your vote…
for producing the voice that makes strong men run away in fear.
In Phase III of their attack, Wikileaks will reveal Hillary’s secret…
…ability to bust open sacks of grain between her thighs.
…double probation.
… health concerns and how she thinks how great it is that HIPAA allows her to conceal everything.
… Pact with Satan.
… souse.
… herps and spices.
… “Rosebud” was her law firm’s keg.
… She sees dead people vote.
…birthing process where her children burst from the chest of a surrogate and skitter across the floor.
…talent; while she can not bend her knees she has a habit of chewing on her toenails.
…Clinton Foundation slush fund. Here’s a hint: It’s inside her head.
…starts with “eats” and ends with “dogs”.