Straight Line of the Day: When President Trump Took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a Tour of Mar-a-Lago, He Showed Him… Posted by Keln on 11 April 2017, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him…
When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him… the era of bowing is over. Reply to this comment
When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him… Mini-Trump Reply to this comment
Glad to see someone got the Spinal Tap reference. Turning the Volume all the way to himself, (i.e all the way to XI as XI is roman numeral for Eleven (11) ) Reply to this comment
When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him… One from column A and one from column B. Reply to this comment
…anything he asked to see because Trump really, really wanted to Jinping jumping. Reply to this comment
… his golf scores. His many, many golf scores since taking office, accumulated instead of working his ass off for us. And people call Hillary a liar. Reply to this comment
…his top secret golden scalp weasel breeding facility
….how to put a pretzel hold on a gator.
..his pool of sharks with lasers on their heads.
…,he definitely showed Xi…
When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him…
the era of bowing is over.
his collection of fortunes from fortune cookies.
what a wedgie is.
…his plans to redevelop North Korea….
When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him…
Mini-Trump
Xi how to turn the volume knob all the way to himself.
Glad to see someone got the Spinal Tap reference. Turning the Volume all the way to himself, (i.e all the way to XI as XI is roman numeral for Eleven (11) )
Here I thought it was just another new personal pronoun.
When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him…
One from column A and one from column B.
…the knights that no longer say “Xi”
…his PGA card….. (Pu$$y Grabbers Anonymous)
…how to file for Chapter 11
…his,
After seeing it, Xi refused to reciprocate.
…anything he asked to see because Trump really, really wanted to Jinping jumping.
The size of his “hands”….. (wink, wink)
… his golf scores. His many, many golf scores since taking office, accumulated instead of working his ass off for us.
And people call Hillary a liar.
They DO call her that…because she is.
His vast collection of stuffed Pandas.