Attorney General Jeff Sessions vowed to leave “no stone unturned” in his search for 50,000 missing FBI texts.
This seems obvious, but… have you checked Hillary’s bathroom?
Attorney General Jeff Sessions vowed to leave “no stone unturned” in his search for 50,000 missing FBI texts.
This seems obvious, but… have you checked Hillary’s bathroom?
Since he is now available I think there is talk of Hiring OJ for the job.
OJ is too busy searching golf courses across America for the real killer.
FBI: “We regret to announce that previous articles on IMAO have not been saved.”
Us: “Yes they have. Just click on the article links on the sidebar, there.”
FBI: “Oh.” {Puts on dark shades and moves on to some other brilliant, non-political, and totally competent surveillance work.}
Ask Vlad Putin to help, He knows some folks that are pretty good at retrieving lost or hidden electronic communications.
And we are worried that these guys are going to successfully store all of OUR emails?
BoreUs and NotHashtag.