An elementary school in Staten Island cancelled a scheduled father-daughter dance out of concerns it would violate state Department of Education “gender-based” guidelines.
What’s the problem? Caitlyn want an invitation?
An elementary school in Staten Island cancelled a scheduled father-daughter dance out of concerns it would violate state Department of Education “gender-based” guidelines.
What’s the problem? Caitlyn want an invitation?
No doubt they should replace it with the much more progressive and socialy acceptable mother-daughter dance.
Replace it with a St. Vitus dance.
Danse Macabre by Saint-Saëns Island
There once was a school board on Staten
Who craved cachet like Manhattan
So they said “Father/Daughters
Only muddy the waters!”
So they redacted — ad absurdum in Latin.
Bob Bob Bob
Bob Bob or Ann
Bob Bob Bob
Bob Bob or Ann
Went to a dance:
“LBGQ / Trans”
Saw Bob or Ann
So I thought I’d take a chance
Bob or Ann . . .