Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
….being the world’s longest bungee jumping platform.
Hookers in Space.
… selling itself as a temporary sanctuary from politics.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
next year.
…mining bitcoin
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
making it a Casino.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
selling “safe” space to gullible Liberals.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
having it take in more money than it gives out. Something Democrats find, incomprehensible.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
charging Aliens to migrate to Earth.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
not letting any liberals run it.
…MAKING SPACE GREAT AGAIN.
This ‘SPACE’ For Rent
AirlockBnB
OxyGin&Tonic
Dry Martiani?
Sex on Hull Breach?
Apollo 18th Hole
Old Grounded
Jim BeamMeUp
… available at your local Laika store….
… Juke box playing “Lovell’s All You Need”
Keeping the government out of it
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
by Mir-ly changing its ownership.
contracting its management out to the underwear gnomes.
turning it into time-share condominiums.
…starting a bidding war between Amazon and Google for the naming rights.
…letting Banksy paint his name on the side.
…introducing Hollywood to the 254 mile high club.
…leaking to Clinton/Obama cronies that it’s an indictment free zone.
…threatening to build a wall around it.
…using Harvey as the middle man. This will undoubtedly result in the building of giant wooden badgers and an increase in the consumption of tuna.
…turning it into a TV show where a goofy dude and two smart-alec robots do live movie fisking.
…”by Friday, or YOU’RE FIRED!”…
becoming a fully functional Deathstar
That didn’t turn out well, both times.
Mar-A-Lago II
If walrus hadn’t already used “Mir,” this would have been an ideal place.
…but it’s a different use of Mir, so more of an embellishment rather than plagiarism.
Cynicists’ arrest! Cynicists’ arrest!
Humor analysis: A case of splitting hars.
…having the Mexicans pay for it.
You know, if they could model the exterior to look like the Enterprise (the TV one), and do the same in the interior, there would actually be a clamor to get up there and ride around on the thing.
…encouraging Klingon immigrants.
Four words:
E.V.A. Longoria
Four more words:
Re-entry-level Position
[Or is that technically two words? I don’t know how hypnenated words are counted.]
For the Democrats about 3 or 4 times. Oh, that was hyphenated Americans. My bad.
Gotcha. For Dems,
It starts with the necrochamber (dead voters, electing dead chambers of Congress)
Which leads to the echo chamber
Which leads to the Eco chamber
Which leads to the eChamber
Which leads to the amber. . . .
… gris!
Given the rhetoric we are hearing sadly it might end up with the gas chambers.
President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…
Installing a coin-operated “Whack-a-Musk” machine.
Charging for the use of the space toilets — branded… O-Gee-Whiz