Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
one of the Spice Girls
Muslim
Bond. James Bond.
So if we have one of the Spice Girls convert to islam, and wear a hijab she could be the next Bond? and by default be in line for the Crown?
…Her Corgi.
The one named “Chumley”.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
Baron Trump
…Doctor Who…
…A madman in a blue box.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
THE PEOPLE!
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
the very model of a modern Major General.
…the first two thousand names in the London telephone directory.
Reference Link
Might work, except it probably be all “al-Queda’s”
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
a servant of Allah.
…Kim Jong Un’s sister.
The committee’s still discussing… having a hard time getting approval…
Stilton?
Sorry.
Gruyere? Emmental?
No.
Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?
No.
Liptauer?
No.
Lancashire?
No.
White Stilton?
No.
Danish Blue?
No.
Double Gloucester?
(pause) No.
Cheshire?
No.
Dorset Blue Vinney?
No.
Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l’Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L’Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne?
No.
… a meter-stick, old thing, not a ruler.
…Mr. Bean
…Mr. Hilter
…a taunting Frenchman
…Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
“… Ruler of who?”
The Britons.
“Who’re the ‘Britons’?”
Well, we all are. We’re all Britons, and this will be your ruler.
“Didn’t know we had a ruler. I thought we were an autonomous collective.”
Dennis: You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes…
“Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.”
Dennis: Well, that’s what it’s all about! If only people would–
Please, please, good people, I am in haste.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
a sticky wicket.
… a man called Brian.
Brian: I’m not the next ruler of England!! Will you please listen? I am not the ruler, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true ruler denies his annointing.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the next ruler of England!
Followers: He is! He is the ruler!
Brian: Now, #### off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we #### off, O Ruler?
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
getting his UB-40 straightened out,
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
the King of the Forest.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
“… up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Rock,” he said, “but I’ll know about it and I’ll be happy.”
… whoever pulls the sword ExCaliphate out of a stone.
its the Bitcoin of the realm.
…whoever defeated her in mortal combat.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
me. MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
the Highlander. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
…An illegal immigrant. There can be only JUAN!
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
the Jester.
Too easy:
The 13th Imam.
One foot long in inches… none of this metric crap.
A herring
Eric … the ‘alf a bee
Sir Robin, who nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol
Godot
Wait for it…
… Queenie McQueenface
…The Minister from the Commonwealth of Naboo. He seems to be a nice guy.
Lord Voldemort
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
The current Minister of Silly Walks.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
The Cheshire Cat…now you see him, now you don’t.
…not Joe Biden. But don’t tell him, he likes to think he’s still relevant.
Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…
The Queen of Hearts.
knowing it ain’t really smart.