In April, Harris appeared on The Drew Barrymore Show, where she was asked if she worked at the fast food restaurant.

‘I did. Yes, I did work at McDonald’s,’ the vice president said. ‘When I was at school…I did fries. And then I did the cashier.’

That’s believable. But also claimed without evidence:

Kamala Has Bidenesque Brain Break During Georgia Rally
PJ Media | 08/30/2024 | Matt Margolis

Something tells me that Democrats are going to wish she’d faded into obscurity during this election cycle too. Take, for example, her latest rally in Savannah, Ga., where she had a Bidenesque incident.

“He even called for termination of the United States supreme, the c — the supreme land of our nation, the United States Constitution,” Kamala said.

If any of you would like to take a stab at translating that, go for it. I certainly can’t make sense of it. I guess she was trying to say without evidence that Donald Trump called for the termination of the Constitution?

With a weapon of war in his hand.

Decided right then and there to make eighty trips to China.

… You can check out any time you want, but you can never weave.

Don’t be alarmed at the random explosions at the headquarters complex.

Filed under One-Shots.

Claw machine games are Rio de Janeiro’s new public enemy
AP | 29 Aug 2024 | David Biller

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Rio de Janeiro — already notorious for street muggings, corrupt politicians, ruthless militias and Kalashnikov-toting drug traffickers — has a new public enemy: plushies. Or, more specifically, the joystick-controlled claw machines that dispense them….

Officers seized claw machines, laptops, tablets, cell phones, a firearm and — yes — furry friends. They are investigating whether organized crime groups may be the invisible hand behind the claw…

The fate of the stuffed animals seized Wednesday was still unclear…..

Voters can get stuffed!

Centrifuge – A bunch of things that point in the same direction.
Substack – Tell Me How This Ends | 26 Aug, 2024 | Chris Bray

Three of the US Army logistics vessels that participated in the absurd Gaza aid pier operation can’t get home under their own power. The Military Sealift Command is soliciting bids from contractors who can bring the boats back to Norfolk on float-on/float-off vessels. So the JLOTS mission has rendered a portion of the “army’s navy” inoperative, or marginally operative, limiting the army’s logistics fleet for months — at least.

Let’s just use the same sentence again: If anyone can find what’s left of Joe Biden, it would be interesting to hear him slur his thoughts about this.

Way to think ahead, Army!

They might want to study the posters on the wall. (Because our posters are usually off the wall.)