Pubes are nasty. I prefer breasts. They’re so clean and articulate.
In order to test the limits of a G-rated site, I thought I’d see if FrnakJ or Basil would kick me off immediately for posting a title like that — leaving Walrus in charge, which he is anyway. I mean, let’s face it, I had a pretty good run. And all I could get was this chick, not Mika:
“Oppo, you still talking to those guys? I ain’t going to lubricate myslef.”
Tim Walz ‘misspoke’ when he discussed using weapons ‘in war,’ campaign says
NBCMinnesota Gov. Tim Walz “misspoke” in a 2018 video circulated by the Harris campaign earlier this week that included the vice presidential candidate talking about his handling of weapons “in war,” a campaign spokesperson said Friday.
While the National Guard in every state does give an opportunity for many to serve as a ready reserve, the real test comes when they are mobilized for a war zone. Almost every able-bodied reservist answers the call, but there are always a few who flake out and quit.
I just played strip poker with Mika and Morgan Fairchild — wait, I misspoke.
Buttons. I hate buttons.
“Oppo, will you free me from these constraining buttons—”
According to the Beat of Hawaii, Hawai’i Travel News website:
Cherished Maui, on the first anniversary of the tragic Lahaina fire, is experiencing the report of significant safety concerns due to the discovery of potential explosive devices just reported by the FBI. There have been other suspected incidents reported on Maui since last year.
Update at 11:40 pm. There have been reports of an explosion about two hours ago in Pukalani. We don’t know yet if this is related to the earlier report.
The FBI and Maui Police Department are together investigating several incidents involving Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) found in public areas, and the Kahului and Pukalani regions were specifically mentioned. Although no injuries have occurred, this situation led to a public safety warning being issued this afternoon, which is important to both residents and visitors.
Kamala, Who is Half-Indian, Fails to Speak About Hindu Massacres in Bangladesh
FrontPage Magazine ^ | Aug 8 2024 | Daniel Greenfield
When it was convenient, she pretended to be the “first Indian-American senator”.
Last week we had the big loud debate over what race Kamala Harris is. As I’ve said before, I don’t think she’s anything. Her identity is as negotiable as anything else. And like Obama, it doesn’t fit the American identity politics calculus anyway.
Like a lot of Jamaican and Indian immigrants, she’s a member of a high-achieving minority group (who is admittedly a lot dumber than the average Indian and Jamaican immigrant) with some family ties, but little sense of belonging to anything beyond a social class.
Kamala’s cooking session with Mindy Kaling gets at how Indian she is which is as much as your average liberal Jew is Jewish. They picked up some things growing up, mostly foods, a few words, and fond memories, but no real sense of identity, belief or commitment.
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The media has mostly ignored or downplayed the attacks on Hindus in Bangladesh, much as it previously did the Muslim massacres of Chinese in Indonesia or of Christians in Nigeria. The New York Times even justified them as “revenge” because the Muslim majority attacking a non-Muslim minority are still oppressed.
Kamala constantly comments on how awful Israel’s defense against Islamic terrorists is, but has nothing to say about the attacks on Hindus in Bangladesh.
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THE VICE PRESIDENT: Good evening, everyone. Good evening. (Applause.)
Oh, it is so good to be with all the leaders who are here.
I want to thank the International president, Rasheeda S. Liberty.
Rasheeda S. Liberty ?
And to all the members of Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Incorporated —
AUDIENCE: Ee-yip!
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Since 1922, the members of Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Incorporated —
AUDIENCE: Ee-yip!
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“Project 2025.”
AUDIENCE: Booo —
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So, in conclusion, I say to the incredible members of Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Incorporated
AUDIENCE: Ee-yip!
Harvard To Offer Class Examining Medieval Texts Through Lens Of ‘Queer Theory’
Campus Reform | 08/06/2024Harvard’s English department will be featuring a “Queer/Medieval” class in the upcoming spring 2025 semester. The course will be an “introduction to queer theory as an intellectual…
Shouldn’t that read “irrelevant”? And queer?
… tool with which to read texts far removed from the political, cultural, and social discourses from which queer theory emerged,” specifically, in this case, medieval texts.
“We will ask: what can queer theory offer readers of medieval literature in its explorations of gender, sexuality, race, power, narrative, trauma, and time?” the course description states.
“— And of shoes, ships, sealing wax, cabbages, and kings.”
The course will use the lens of “queer theory” to examine classic medieval texts such as Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.
Does the Green Knight get Greta? Or is he queer?
Though the course is listed on Harvard’s website as taking place in the spring 2025 semester, a Harvard official told Campus Reform that it will actually take place in the fall of 2024.
Or in the fall of civilization.
The course will be taught by Assistant Professor of English Anna Wilson, Harvard’s “Medieval Studies Faculty Liaison for Equity and Diversity.”
Man, we’ve got to get one of those, too.
Saw her on an ad on MSN’s news feed. She obviously wants me.
Then, below that, there was this, advertising a video game “For Men Over 30.” What the…?
Guys under 30 wouldn’t find her interesting?
Getting back to cougars, here’s what Mika would look like lying down:
I have way too much time on my hands, I think.
American ballerina left out of Russia prisoner swap pleads guilty to treason: report
Fox | 07 Aug 2024 | Greg NormanA U.S.-Russian ballerina who was not part of last week’s massive prisoner swap between Russia and the West has pleaded guilty Wednesday to a treason charge, reports say…
Karelina, a dual-citizen, lives in Los Angeles but was detained while visiting family in Russia in February. Authorities claim that Karelina raised money for the Ukrainian army and took part in “public actions” that supported Ukraine while in the U.S….
authorities reportedly examined Karelina’s phone, producing photos that appear to show her at an anti-Putin and anti-war protest in Los Angeles, where she was holding a sign declaring, “We want peace.”
One pro-Putin news outlet indicated that the charge related to money she sent to a Ukrainian charity – a total sum of $51.80.
I don’t mean be sexy and worth billions. I mean this:
“My fear of violence has continued into my personal life,” Swift said. “I carry QuikClot army grade bandage dressing, which is for gunshot or stab wounds.”
— NBC
Where does she hide it?
