Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Camila Cabello vs Iggy Azalea

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Camila Cabello vs Iggy Azalea

Camila Cabello (1-1-0 Pts 134 Avg. 67.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Selena Gomez 49-59
  • Week 2 Defeated Miley Cyrus 85-26

VS

Iggy Azalea (1-1-0 Pts. 134 Avg. 67.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 81-14
  • Week 2 Lost to Billie Eilish 53-58

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104 votes · 104 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift

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Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift

Billie Eilish (2-0-0 Pts. 138 Avg. 69.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Doja Cat 80-28
  • Week 2 Defeated Iggy Azalea 58-53

VS

Taylor Swift (2-0-0 Pts 180 Avg. 90.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Miley Cyrus 83-21
  • Week 2 Defeated Doja Cat 97-25

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114 votes · 114 answers


 


 

Why Waste Money Having a Military Who Says That Military Solutions Won’t Work?

The US Navy says it can’t stop the Houthi attacks on shipping with force alone
Business Insider via Yahoo ^ | August 9th, 2024 | Jake Epstein

I’m sorry, Harvey. Your beloved Navy is now full of pusscakes. Weakness, weakness, wokeness.

The US Navy’s counter-Houthi mission will not be enough on its own to stop the Iran-backed rebels from attacking vulnerable merchant ships, the admiral overseeing operations in the Middle East said this week.

Vice Adm. George Wikoff, the commander of US Naval Forces Central Command, said that it will take more than force and firepower to deal with the Houthis. Rather, Washington and its allies must come up with an alternative way to apply pressure on the group.

“The solution is not going to come at the end of a weapon system,”

Oh, yes it will. Do pirates sit down at a negotiation table? No, they don’t.

Wikoff said Wednesday at an event hosted by the Center for Strategic and International Studies think tank. “It’s going to be the international community.”

“Wikoff” rhymes with what?


 

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion

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Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion

Doja Cat (0-2-0 Pts. 51 Avg. 25.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Billie Eilish 28-80
  • Week 2 Lost to Taylor Swift 25-97

VS

Megan Thee Stallion (0-2-0 Pts. 23 Avg. 11.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Iggy Azalea 14-81
  • Week 2 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-110

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71 votes · 71 answers


 

Straight Line of the Day: Hollywood Blackbluster

We got our hands on a Spielberg/Hanks production, with Ron Howard to direct. All we need is a plot and snack-food and soda endorsements and so forth.

SCENE: A feisty 5′ 2″ black girl goes into a redneck bar and hears some 6′ 8″ rednecks redneckling some trans pro-abortionist [note: need to determine how that came up in conversation], as they drink their redneck beers. No Bud Lights in sight. After a successful and awesome fight, she…

[Here’s where the script needs some massaging and messaging.]

Harvey Weinstein is interviewing some cute white teen girls for the role.

Our choice:


 


 

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 : Selena Gomez vs Miley Cyrus

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Selena Gomez vs Miley Cyrus

Selena Gomez (2-0-0 Pts. 169 Avg. 84.50)

  • Week 1 Defeated Camila Cabello 59-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-9

VS

Miley Cyrus (0-2-0 Pts. 47 Avg. 23.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Taylor Swift 21-83
  • Week 2 Lost to Camila Cabello 26-85

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106 votes · 106 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 2 Results and Standings

Two down and five to go.

Results

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111 votes · 111 answers

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122 votes · 122 answers

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119 votes · 119 answers

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111 votes · 111 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Taylor Swift2 – 0 – 018090.004690.00-23.00
Selena Gomez2 – 0 – 016984.505884.00-29.00
Billie Eilish2 – 0 – 013869.008169.00-40.50
Camila Cabello1 – 1 – 013467.008567.00-47.50
Iggy Azalea1 – 1 – 013467.007267.00-36.00
Doja Cat0 – 2 – 05125.5017725.00-88.50
Miley Cyrus0 – 2 – 04723.5016823.50-84.00
Megan The Stallion0 – 2 – 02311.5019111.50-95.50

Week 3

  • 10:00 am Selena Gomez vs Miley Cyrus
  • 2:00 pm Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion
  • 6:00 pm Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift
  • 8:00 pm Camila Cabello vs Iggy Azalea


 


 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

Check out our Thursday Cartoon and Meme voting.

“Good evening Mr. Walrus”

“Good evening Miss Cardinale, dressed for bed?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“I’m tired.”

“No, why are you dressed?”

Winner

6.

This week.

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Which one is funniest?
231 votes · 231 answers


 


 

Saturday Sexiness

Is that a thing?

Anyway:

Captain Marvel – Brie Larson

My medical diagnosis:

If you can view the following two photos without your hands impulsively seeking some form of employment, then you’re not a man — in the commonly accepted meaning of the term.


 

Biden Threatens Press!

THE PRESIDENT:

I don’t buy this idea that you’re not going to let — you’re going to let these people rot in jail because other people may be captured.

We’ve sent out all the notifications to all the other countries — all our citizens of countries not to go to, what to do, what not to do, and they’ve got to pay attention.

I got more work to do, so —

Q When did you know you got the deal done? [And can you finish one train of thought?]

… So, anyway, look, it gets down trust. It’s — and I really — I mean it. I know everybody thinks I talk about the notion of relationships with foreign policy with other countries. Much of it — and you’ve heard me kid with Barack — he’d kid me — all politics is personal. It matters. Other leaders trust you, you trust them, you get things done. And that’s how this got done: with a lot of — a lot of help.

…

Q Is that chance for a ceasefire ruined after the assassination of Haniyeh?

THE PRESIDENT: Pardon me?

…

Q And what did you have to say to the family members and the three Americans, sir?

THE PRESIDENT: Pardon me?

…

Q What did you have to say to the three Americans and their family members, sir?

THE PRESIDENT: Welcome home and beyond that.

…

Q And, Mr. President, should American journalists ever feel afraid about reporting abroad?

THE PRESIDENT: I think — look, no matter where you are, there’s certain places that you’re going to be afraid. I mean, I’m — the idea you’re never going to be afraid, you’d never show up anywhere in — in the Middle East, you wouldn’t show up anywhere in Russia, you wouldn’t show up anywhere. It matters. It matters to be aware of what you’re going into and not to take undue chances because it’s going to — because I’m going to come get you.

Sycophant 1: Q Of your many achievements —

Sycophant 2: Q And, Mr. President, how —

Sycophant 3: Q — where does this rank among your many achievements as president?

…

THE PRESIDENT: I’d still get it done even if I was seeking a second term. Not in the — I’m still — you’re stuck with me as president for a while, kid. There’s no way out. Okay? You got me for at least another hundred — 90 days or so.

Chilling.