
Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Camila Cabello vs Iggy Azalea
Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift
Democrat Inflates Party Balloon, Decides He or She Is Qualified To Be President
Why Waste Money Having a Military Who Says That Military Solutions Won’t Work?
The US Navy says it can’t stop the Houthi attacks on shipping with force alone
Business Insider via Yahoo ^ | August 9th, 2024 | Jake Epstein
I’m sorry, Harvey. Your beloved Navy is now full of pusscakes. Weakness, weakness, wokeness.
The US Navy’s counter-Houthi mission will not be enough on its own to stop the Iran-backed rebels from attacking vulnerable merchant ships, the admiral overseeing operations in the Middle East said this week.
Vice Adm. George Wikoff, the commander of US Naval Forces Central Command, said that it will take more than force and firepower to deal with the Houthis. Rather, Washington and its allies must come up with an alternative way to apply pressure on the group.
“The solution is not going to come at the end of a weapon system,”
Oh, yes it will. Do pirates sit down at a negotiation table? No, they don’t.
Wikoff said Wednesday at an event hosted by the Center for Strategic and International Studies think tank. “It’s going to be the international community.”
“Wikoff” rhymes with what?
Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion
Straight Line of the Day: Hollywood Blackbluster
We got our hands on a Spielberg/Hanks production, with Ron Howard to direct. All we need is a plot and snack-food and soda endorsements and so forth.
SCENE: A feisty 5′ 2″ black girl goes into a redneck bar and hears some 6′ 8″ rednecks redneckling some trans pro-abortionist [note: need to determine how that came up in conversation], as they drink their redneck beers. No Bud Lights in sight. After a successful and awesome fight, she…
[Here’s where the script needs some massaging and messaging.]
Harvey Weinstein is interviewing some cute white teen girls for the role.
Our choice:

Welcome to IMAO! This Is Called a Napkin. I Don’t Have To Tell You Heathens How To Use It, Do I?
Babesleaga Group AB : Week 3 : Selena Gomez vs Miley Cyrus
Babesleaga Group AB : Week 2 Results and Standings
Two down and five to go.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Taylor Swift | 2 – 0 – 0 | 180 | 90.00 | 46 | 90.00-23.00 |
| Selena Gomez | 2 – 0 – 0 | 169 | 84.50 | 58 | 84.00-29.00 |
| Billie Eilish | 2 – 0 – 0 | 138 | 69.00 | 81 | 69.00-40.50 |
| Camila Cabello | 1 – 1 – 0 | 134 | 67.00 | 85 | 67.00-47.50 |
| Iggy Azalea | 1 – 1 – 0 | 134 | 67.00 | 72 | 67.00-36.00 |
| Doja Cat | 0 – 2 – 0 | 51 | 25.50 | 177 | 25.00-88.50 |
| Miley Cyrus | 0 – 2 – 0 | 47 | 23.50 | 168 | 23.50-84.00 |
| Megan The Stallion | 0 – 2 – 0 | 23 | 11.50 | 191 | 11.50-95.50 |
Week 3
- 10:00 am Selena Gomez vs Miley Cyrus
- 2:00 pm Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion
- 6:00 pm Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift
- 8:00 pm Camila Cabello vs Iggy Azalea
When All Was Said and Done, She Left With My Credit Card
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
Whenever I’m Bored, I Google “Gilligan’s Island”
Saturday Sexiness
Biden Threatens Press!
THE PRESIDENT:
I don’t buy this idea that you’re not going to let — you’re going to let these people rot in jail because other people may be captured.
We’ve sent out all the notifications to all the other countries — all our citizens of countries not to go to, what to do, what not to do, and they’ve got to pay attention.
I got more work to do, so —
Q When did you know you got the deal done? [And can you finish one train of thought?]
… So, anyway, look, it gets down trust. It’s — and I really — I mean it. I know everybody thinks I talk about the notion of relationships with foreign policy with other countries. Much of it — and you’ve heard me kid with Barack — he’d kid me — all politics is personal. It matters. Other leaders trust you, you trust them, you get things done. And that’s how this got done: with a lot of — a lot of help.
…
Q Is that chance for a ceasefire ruined after the assassination of Haniyeh?
THE PRESIDENT: Pardon me?
…
Q And what did you have to say to the family members and the three Americans, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Pardon me?
…
Q What did you have to say to the three Americans and their family members, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: Welcome home and beyond that.
…
Q And, Mr. President, should American journalists ever feel afraid about reporting abroad?
THE PRESIDENT: I think — look, no matter where you are, there’s certain places that you’re going to be afraid. I mean, I’m — the idea you’re never going to be afraid, you’d never show up anywhere in — in the Middle East, you wouldn’t show up anywhere in Russia, you wouldn’t show up anywhere. It matters. It matters to be aware of what you’re going into and not to take undue chances because it’s going to — because I’m going to come get you.
Sycophant 1: Q Of your many achievements —
Sycophant 2: Q And, Mr. President, how —
Sycophant 3: Q — where does this rank among your many achievements as president?
…
THE PRESIDENT: I’d still get it done even if I was seeking a second term. Not in the — I’m still — you’re stuck with me as president for a while, kid. There’s no way out. Okay? You got me for at least another hundred — 90 days or so.
Chilling.




























