Saw her on an ad on MSN’s news feed. She obviously wants me.
Then, below that, there was this, advertising a video game “For Men Over 30.” What the…?
Guys under 30 wouldn’t find her interesting?
Getting back to cougars, here’s what Mika would look like lying down:
I have way too much time on my hands, I think.
Seek help immediately!
Oh, you are.
Okay, good luck with that!
No, I ain’t seeking help.
I enjoy imagining Mika on her back.
I’d thrust until she forgot her own name.
There is no end to the amount of [item] I would inject into her.
I’m twice as tall as she is! She would welcome me.
She, too, obviously, wants me.
Well, she is a crazy liberal after all.
No one said she was smart.
Nice t***s.
Nice t***s can only get you so far. Might be a long way but it is only so far.
True, if you really want to make it to 2nd from the top, you’ve got to spend some time on the mattress.
C’mon Oppo, you can write a better Mad-Lib than that.
I ____[verb]___ when I saw Mika’s [plural noun]. And Walrus said “[expletive], Oppo! That’s an [adjective] [noun], you [adverbial phrase]-er!”
FrnakJ fired both of them. The end.
I reciprocated when I saw Mika’s handguns. And walrus said “Zounds, Oppo! That’s an assault rifle, you in loco parentis-er!”
FrnakJ fired both of them. The end.
I will reciprocate when I see Mika’s handguns. Without thinking about it…
Relax… OK, now drop the head…
I plotzed when I saw Mika’s injunctions . And Walrus said “oy vey, Oppo! That’s an outrageous situation , you E pluribus unum -er!”
FrnakJ fired both of them. One went on to run for Congress, and the other continued to specialize in covert surveillance. The end.
Hands behind her back? Tied there, I bet, you naughty little monkey!
Yep, but not even necessary, given how much she wants me.