“Miss Cruz, long time no see. Where have you’ve been keeping yourself?”
“You know perfectly well where I have been.”
“Ahem, yes, yes indeed. Where is Miss Welch?”
“Keeping my spot warm.”
“Ahem, indeed. So what do you bring us today?”
“A set of previously winning memes of course, make things hard.”
“Ahem, indeed.”
Winner
This week.
This poll is no longer accepting votes
Priorities: Biden Admin to Eliminate Plastic Cutlery in Move to Save the Planet
Breitbart | 08/06/2024 | Paul BoisThe Biden administration will reportedly phase out the use of plastic cutlery in all federal departments to combat “climate change.”
The administration announced the plan in July as part of its “Mobilizing Federal Action on Plastic Pollution: Progress, Principles, and Priorities,” per the New York Post.
“The President is committed to taking ambitious actions… to end plastic pollution and is calling upon the global community to do the same, with the goal to reduce the global production and consumption of virgin plastics,” the White House said.
The White House said that it will eliminate single-use plastics like “plastic and polystyrene food and beverage containers, bottles, straws, cups, cutlery and disposable plastic bags.” The order came after a previous executive order reducing the sale of single-use plastics on public lands.
“[T]he Biden-Harris Administration is announcing a new goal to phase out federal procurement of single-use plastics from food service operations, events, and packaging by 2027, and from all federal operations by 2035,” the White House said. “Meeting the new goal… will further agencies’ obligations under the [previous] Executive Order.”
Paper: “Plastic Pollution: Progress, Principles, and Priorities” Per Post. /spit
Is the author’s name a joke name? Like Biggus Dickus?
Not Having Enough Sex May Have Deadly Consequences
IFL Science | July 29, 2024 | Holly LargeWomen who have sex less than once a week may be more likely to die early than those who engage in more regular intercourse, according to the results of a new study. While this same impact was not observed in men, the researchers did note that more frequent sex reduces the chances of an early grave in both men and women with depression.
“Sexual activity is important for overall cardiovascular health possibly due to reduction of heart rate variability and blood flow increase,” write the authors. “Using findings from our study, we can infer that sexual activity, broadly defined, may ameliorate loss of function that can occur with age and the progression of disease,” they add.
Co-author of the study: one Dr. Strangelove.
Well this is it, two more matches to go. This week we will determine the winner of the one loss bracket who will then go on to match up against the winner of the Winner’s bracket, Kate Upton next week. Will either win a rematch? tay tuned.
Match 123
Kate Upton 157 Defeats Christen Harper 73
This poll is no longer accepting votes
Match 124
This poll is no longer accepting votes
Match 125
Paige Vanzant vs Christen Harper
Paige Vanzant
VS
Christen Harper
This poll is no longer accepting votes
Jaguar’s Canadian Dealers Threaten Lawsuit Over JLR’s EV Shift
MSN.com | 8/2/2024 | Sam D Smith* Jaguar is in the midst of reinventing the brand, reducing sales volume, and going EV-only.
* JLR is looking to trim down the number of Jaguar outlets across Canada.
* Dealers who invested heavily in the brand are not satisfied, and want compensation.
Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) dealers in Canada are gearing up for a joint lawsuit as the company wants to reconfigure how the brand operates. Jaguar’s new ultra-luxury strategy involves going all-electric and will shake up how cars are sold while drastically reducing sales expectations.
…
However, fewer cars mean fewer dealers and the company’s new electric vehicle strategy isn’t working well with its existing Canadian partners. According to industry insiders, Jaguar has planned to massively downsize its sales numbers from a target of 8,000 units to just 700 per year. The company also expects to transition to an online retail model.
So, good luck getting service from a dealer.
.
Dealers: Downsizing from a target of 8,000 units to just 700 per year? Do you expect us to talk?
Jaguar (chuckling): No, Mr. Brand. I expect you to die!
From Cal Thomas, “Vice President Harris’ Unknown Language,” July 11, 2023
Earlier this month at an event sponsored by Essence magazine in New Orleans, Harris said things I defy anyone to translate:
“Culture is (pause) It is a reflection of our moment in our time, right? And, and present culture is the way we express our feeling about the moment. And, and we should always find time to express how we feel about the moment that is a reflection of joy ’cause, eeeh, you know, it comes in the morning (cackles). We also have to find ways to also express the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and, and and, a connection to how people are experiencing life and I think about it in that way, too.”
Bangladesh Prime Minister Resigns And Leaves Country As Protesters Storm Residence
AP via HuffPo | Aug 5, 2024 | Julhas Alam and Krutika PathiBangladesh’s Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina resigned, ending 15 years in power as thousands of protesters defied a military curfew and stormed her official residence.
RFK Jr. shockingly admits to being responsible for dead bear found in Central Park in unhinged video
MailOnline US | 08/04/2024 | Sarah Ewall-WiceRobert Kennedy Jr. has finally admitted he was involved in the shocking discovery of a bear found dead in Central Park a decade ago.
The bear was found in the New York park in October 2014 by a dog walker who then notified a Central Park Conservancy worker who contacted police.
