
From the “Sgt. UnPrepares” Album
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What would you think if too right makes a wrong?
Would you stand behind a girl five-foot-three?
Show me your ear and I’ll zing it along
Because nobody f***s with a B.
Oh, get these guys with a little help from the feds . . .
Yes, abet Biden with a little help from the feds . . .
Gonna try with a little help from the feds . . .
DNI, anybody?
We need some bloody no-name
FBI, anybody?
We need somebody to blame
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B side: Fix In, A-Hole
Straight Line of the Day: Things Trump Can Say To His Inner Circle That He Can’t Say on the Campaign Trail: âŠ
Welcome to IMAO! Zermatt, Switzerland, February 1955
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AA : Week 6 : Elizabeth Banks vs Sarah Chalke
Good night.
Elizabeth Banks vs Sarah Chalke
Elizabeth Banks (2-2-1 Pts. 317 Avg. 63.40)
- Round 1 Tied Sophia Bush 64-64
- Round 2 Defeated Elle Kemper 64-43
- Round 3 Lost to Jayma Mays 55-63
- Round 4 Defeated Angela Kinsey 89-19
- Round 5 Lost to Amanda Peet 45-70

VS
Sarah Chalke (4-1-0 Pts. 394 Avg. 78.80)
- Round 1 Lost to Jayma Mays 56-74
- Round 2 Defeated Sophie Bush 64-61
- Round 3 Defeated Angela Kinsey 102-12
- Round 4 Defeated Amanda Peet 66-51
- Round 5 Defeated Sarah Paulson 106-13

Babesleaga Group AA : Week 6 : Angela Kinsey vs Sarah Paulson
Good evening.
Angela Kinsey vs Sarah Paulson
Amgela Kinsey (0-5-0 Pts. 98 Avg. 16.33)
- Round 1 Lost to Amanda Peet 18-102
- Round 2 Lost to Jayma Mays 24-86
- Round 3 Lost to Sarah Chalke 12-102
- Round 4 Lost to Elizabeth Banks 19-89
- Round 5 Lost to Elle Kemper 25-94

VS
Sarah Paulson (0-5-0 Pts. 92 Avg. 15.33)
- Round 1 Lost to Elle Kemper 33-91
- Round 2 Lost to Amanda Peet 11-96
- Round 3 Lost to Sophie Bush 23-98
- Round 4 Lost to Jayma Mays 12-89
- Round 5 Lost to Sarah Chalke 13-106

News You Can Use — Actually, I Kinda Hope Not
Onesie-wearing man named âMr. Pancakeâ caught hiding stolen hamsters in pants, police say
WHLA-TV8Â | July 12, 2024 | Adam Conn, Nathaniel RodriguezCOLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) â Police arrested a man who they said allegedly broke into several businesses in the far west side of Columbus, Ohio â including a pet store where multiple animals were set loose early Tuesday morning.
According to Columbus police, officers arrived at the Petland store in Hilliard Station at 3:45 a.m. and found an open door. Many animals were roaming free, including birds, dogs, rabbits, gerbils and ferrets.
Officers at the scene were able to recover most of the animals save for a few gerbils, ferrets and rabbits.
Police said they were looking for a homeless man named Matthew Pancake, who also allegedly broke into a Roosters and a Famous Footwear along Hilliard Rome Road.
Body cam video showed the suspect asleep on a bench while wearing a leopard-print onesie.
âGet on your belly, Mr. Pancake!â one officer shouted when they arrested him. âIn the name of the law Pancake, get on your belly!â
At the Famous Footwear crime scene, blood was also found on some of the merchandise.
The man was located about an hour later in the parking area of a Big Lots on Roberts Road. Police said several hamsters, initially mistaken for gerbils, were found unharmed inside the manâs pants.
âWhat the heck?â said one officer as he pulled the hamsters out of Pancakeâs pants.
âFor your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?â asked another officer.
The man was treated for injuries sustained while breaking into the businesses.
‘Merica 2024
Hey! I Just Discovered I’m Way Smarter Than Federal Law Enforcement!
Babesleaga Group AA : Week 6 : Sophie Bush vs Amanda Peet
Good sfternoon.
Sophie Bush vs Amanda Peet
Sophie Bush (2-2-1 Pts. 338 Avg. 67.60)
- Round 1 Tied Elizabeth Banks 64-64
- Round 2 Lost to Sarah Chalke 61-64
- Round 3 Defeated Sarah Paulson 98-23
- Round 4 Defeated Elle Kemper 64-36
- Round 5 Lost to Jayma Mays 51-65

VS
Amanda Peet (4-1-0 Pts. 403 Avg. 80.60)
- Round 1 Defeated Angela Kinsey 102-18
- Round 2 Defeated Sarah Paulson 96-11
- Round 3 Defeated Elle Kemper 84-38
- Round 4 Lost to Sarah Chalke 51-66
- Round 5 Defeated Elizabeth Banks 70-45

Straight Line of the Day: Things Biden Can Say To His Inner Circle That He Can’t Say on the Campaign Trail: …
Welcome to IMAO! Yep. That’s the Precise Look I Get for Trying To Show Her a Good Time
Babesleaga Group AA : Week 6 : Elle Kemper vs Jayma Mays
Good morning.
Elle Kemper vs Jayma Mays
Elle Kemper (2-3-0 Pts. 302 Avg. 50.53)
- Round 1 Defeated Sarah Paulson 91-33
- Round 2 Lost to Elizabeth Banks 43-64
- Round 3 Lost to Amanda Peet 38-84
- Round 4 Lost to Sophie Bush 36-64
- Round 5 Defeated Angela Kinsey 94-25

VS
Jayma Mays (5-0-0 Pts. 377 Avg. 75.40)
- Round 1 Defeated Sarah Chalke 74-56
- Round 2 Defeated Angela Kinsey 86-24
- Round 3 Defeated Elizabeth Banks 63-55
- Round 4 Defeated Sarah Paulson 89-12
- Round 5 Defeated Sophie Bush 65-51

Babesleaga Group AA : Week 5 : Results and Standings
Two rounds to go and things are still tight.
Results
Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jayma Mays | 5 – 0 – 0 | 377 | 75.40 | 198 | 75.40-39.60 |
| Amanda Peet | 4 – 1 – 0 | 403 | 80.60 | 178 | 80.60-35.60 |
| Sarah Chalke | 4 – 1 – 0 | 394 | 78.80 | 211 | 78.80-42.20 |
| Sophie Bush | 2 – 2 -1 | 338 | 67.60 | 252 | 67.60-50.40 |
| Elizabeth Banks | 2 – 2 -1 | 317 | 63.40 | 359 | 63.40-51.80 |
| Elle Kemper | 2 – 3 – 0 | 302 | 50.33 | 370 | 50.33-54.00 |
| Angela Kinsey | 0 – 5 – 0 | 98 | 16.33 | 473 | 16.33-78.83 |
| Sarah Paulson | 0 – 5 – 0 | 92 | 18.40 | 480 | 18.40-80.00 |
Week 6
- 10:00 pm Elle Kemper vs Jayma Mays
- 2:00 pm Sophie Bush vs Amanda Peet
- 6:00 pm Angela Kinsey vs Sarah Paulson
- 8:00 pm Elizabeth Banks vs Sarah Chalke
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