… like that little glue strip they use to hold rolls of paper towels and toilet paper together until you’re ready to use them.
… the tail end of noodles that won’t make it into your mouth, no matter how hard you slurp.
… that eerie feeling that what you’re experienced hasn’t happened before.
… that eerie feeling that someone is washing you.
… monkey-induced STD (GonorRhesus)
… you know, the thing.
I am sorry to announce there was a scheduling mistake in last week’s matches. Seydoux vs Sotiropoulou had already taken place way back in week 1. Most likely cause was a rerunning of the scheduler produced a slightly different set causing the duplication. This match is voided. At some point the correct match will show up. Fingers crossed. Anyway, onward to Christmas! Ho Ho Ho!
Results from 12/3/2025
| Monica Bellucci | No Preference | Berenice Marlohe |
|---|---|---|
| 104 | 4 | 80 |
New Matches for 12/10/2025
Match 1
(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa de Vicenzo) vs Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 5 – 0 – 0 | 1012 – 7 – 260 |
Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 4 – 0 | 166 – 21 – 836 |
Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.
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Match 2
(8) Jane Seymour (Solitaire) vs (11) Madelaine Smith (Miss Caruso)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (8) Jane Seymour | 4 – 1 – 0 | 880 – 6 – 376 |
Actress: Jane Seymour Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (11) Madelaine Smith | 4 – 1 – 0 | 847 – 5 – 429 |
Actress: Madeline Smith Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian’s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.
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Why Is the Establishment Ignoring the Recently Declassified JFK Files?
The American Conservative | November 28, 2025 | Harrison Berger
IMAO investigators take a shot. I mean, . . .
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Julianne Moore vs Natalie Portman
Julianne Moore (2-1-0 Pts. 123 Avg. 41.00)
VS
Natalie Portman (2-1-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 43.33)
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Emily Blunt vs Anne Hathaway
Emily Blunt (1-2-0 Pts. 119 Avg. 39.67)
VS
Anne Hathaway (3-0-0 Pts. 170 Avg. 56.67)
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Jennifer Love-Hewitt vs Elizabeth Olsen
Jennifer Love-Hewitt (1-2-0 Pts. 138 Avg. 46.00)
VS
Elizabeth Olsen (0-3-0 Pts. 60 Avg. 20.00)
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Selma Hayek vs Jessica Chastain
Selma Hayek (3-0-0 Pts. 184 Avg. 61.33)
VS
Jessica Chastain (0-3-0 Pts. 94 Avg. 31.33)
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Let us see if I can get the opponents right this week.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Selma Hayek | 3 – 0 – 0 | 184 | 61.33 | 79 | 61.33 – 26.33 |
| Anne Hathaway | 3 – 0 – 0 | 170 | 56.67 | 95 | 56.67 – 31.67 |
| Natalie Portman | 2 – 1 – 0 | 130 | 43.33 | 122 | 43.33 – 40.67 |
| Julianne Moore | 2 – 1 – 0 | 123 | 41.00 | 121 | 41.00 – 40.33 |
| Jennifer Love-Hewitt | 1 – 2 – 0 | 138 | 46.00 | 143 | 46.00 – 47.67 |
| Emily Blunt | 1 – 2 – 0 | 119 | 39.67 | 128 | 39.67 – 42.67 |
| Jessica Chastain | 0 – 3 – 0 | 94 | 31.33 | 150 | 31.33 – 50.00 |
| Elizabeth Olsen | 0 – 3 – 0 | 60 | 20.00 | 175 | 20.00 – 58.33 |
Week 4
