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So what’s up with Blagojevich’s hair? How does someone get hair like that? Shouldn’t there be safeguards against such a thing? If Obama really did meet with Blago, shouldn’t there be some accountability on Obama’s part for not telling Blago how ridiculous he looks?

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  1. “How does someone get hair like that?”

    Just walk into your local barber shop and ask for the Ted Koppel Special.

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  2. Be careful about insulting Illinois democrats… they’ve got buddies in the mafia…

    That’s just ridiculous. Even the Mafia has standards and they wouldn’t lower themselves to associate with Chicago politicians.

    Again let me clarify that we’re talking about CHICAGO, not Illinois. Illinois is just a suburb of Chicago. The views and opinions espoused by Chicago do NOT represent the views of Illinois.

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  3. Ok, then. Besides lobbing off Blagoneedsahaircut, how about just lob-off Chicago into Lake NMichigan? We have the technology.

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  4. So when blago departs:
    Will the hairspray industry need a bailout? Will harry reid grow hair? will algore agree to cause “climate change with chloroflorocarbons” to protect his cronies? Will Frank J get mugged by the trunk monkey? inquiring minds want to know.

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  5. Ok, so bLEGO and Silky face each other in a head-butting contest… Whose hair cracks first?
    I think this is the irresistable force/immovable object argument, but there are brighter minds than I around here who may be able to help me out.

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  6. shouldn’t there be some accountability on Obama’s part for not telling Blago how ridiculous he looks?

    Or some accountability on Illinois for voting for him in the first place.

    But I guess the hair worked.

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  7. Why would the obamessiah notice that someone looks ridiculous? 40 + years of mirror gazing will have robbed him of the ability.

    Besides, the central processor wouldn’t dirty its hands with such negotiations. Apparently the ROM did it.

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  8. innominatus raises an interesting question. But I’d have to defer to ussjimmycarter on matters of such importance. I’m thinkin’ a Zoolander kind of competition, but I could be wrong, being a neophyte, manly nancer and all. (I just can’t get that step down… 1 and 2 and.. 4…)

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  9. What I like is the constant joggers suits the Guv wears….apparently he loves a baby blue running outfit 22 hours a day, and manages from his foul-mouhed Chicago homestead. This guy is simply a class act all-around……..nice smile, too.

    Gawd I love Dems!!!!!!

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  10. They said yesterday on Fox news that …..”his hair is proof that he is a psychopath” and there are people (some sort of quack nut dr.s) ….”that will prove he is crazy by the way his hair is and may need to be institutionalized!”…. I could not have made this up if I had wanted to. And these folks were dead serious. I didn’t see who it was that said it, just had the tube on and heard it, but choked on my drink before I could get in there to see who the crazy jackal was.

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  11. Blagosboyfriendwillenjoyhishair doesn’t smoke. An open flame within 3 feet of his head will cause an instant explosion.

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  12. I and I no like Blagojevich…… He got the hair but he don’t switch….. His political career be dead…… He just another crazy bald head….. Don’t trust de man with no dreads…..He got the style that bring him pain….. Be it a rug or Rogain….. It make a man go insane….. So grow it long and so so natty…… Clean and straight make you batty…. Man take that much care….. He find the cross hairs….. Aiming at his head…… As I and I has said….. You be the peacock….. I’ll be the eagle….. You fight the laws….. While I’ll fight illegal…………..

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  13. Only in Chicago / IL would voters elect a foul-mouthed, beady-eyed pol with a 1970’s eastern bloc hairdo. God love’em.

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  14. I actually like Blago. I mean, I don’t like him; I just enjoy listening to him. He’s “charming”, but you can tell he’s dumb and evil.

    And no, I’m not a girl nor a homosexual.

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  15. innominatus says:

    Ok, so bLEGO and Silky face each other in a head-butting contest… Whose hair cracks first?

    I think we would need all of the scientists from the Large Hadron Collider to interpret the data from that event.

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