New IMAO T-Shirt! Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans

Posted on April 28, 2010 11:04 am

I bet a few of you figured this out when you read how scientists are working on a t-shirt that is bulletproof and radiation-proof, but it’s finally time for a new IMAO t-shirt!

Go! Buy now!

It’s been a while since I came out with a new shirt, so you’ve probably all been walking around shirtless. But no more! Now you can bring IMAO with you everywhere in shirt form!

So what are the advantages of the Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans t-shirt, you ask? Here they are:

FACTS ABOUT NEW IMAO T-SHIRT:

* It counts as proof of citizenship in Arizona.

* It infuses all your hugs with extra love.

* It’s the perfect attire for a Tea Party to make sure people don’t mistake you for one of those Tea Partiers who supports what the Democrats are doing.

* If Obama sees one, it will upset him so much the he won’t finish his waffles.

* It will give you bursts of SUPER DOUBLE EXTRA GENIUS so you can know what it’s like to be me.

* It will give you the power to spot ninjas.

* Liberals will not be able to accuse you of being violent or racist, as they will be struck dead by the great power that protects the shirt and its wearer.

* If you buy one, I will be your very best friend.

So buy one now! Or two! Or three! And please note that a portion of the proceeds for every shirt purchased will go towards the IMAO baby so we don’t have to dress him in old potato sacks.

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19 Responses to “New IMAO T-Shirt! Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans”

  1. marvin says:

    What colors does it come in? Because if it only comes in one color, then that is racist.

  2. FormerHostage says:

    …so we don’t have to dress him in old potato sacks

    Since all the potato sacks I see at the grocery are plastic, this might be an issue with child protective services. You could always use left-over T-shirts instead.

  3. MarkoMancuso says:

    Hooray!

  4. storm1911 says:

    Capitalist IMAO !!! Yeah !!!! Making money at the expense of commie liberals!! It just doesn’t get much better than that, you racist you.

  5. Proud Infidel says:

    Excellent new shirt, Frank! I’m gonna buy one.

    Now, if we can only get you off your lazy ass and get you to re-issue the awesome Fred Thompson “Punch The Hipppies” shirt so I can replace the one I wore to shreds, we’ll be golden!

    Just kidding! (well, maybe). Thanks for the awesome new shirt!

  6. TerribleTroy says:

    Kewl. And as I was reading I said to myself, “Self, as cliche as it sounds I think I would be very much interested in a “You Might Be a RIGHT WING RADICAL if”…….and thats my comment ….

  7. Rignerd says:

    Real Democrats will find a way to tax terrorism. And to tax everyone else to subsidize it when it starts to decline, for what ever reason.

  8. linda says:

    I missed where you told everyone that it was a boy! Congratulations!

    [We didn't. We won't know for sure until later in May. -Ed.]

  9. motopolitico says:

    What?? I have to wait until mid-May before my shirts ship? I guess I’ll learn patience.

  10. Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas says:

    I will buy this if you have a pair of panties to match.

  11. Burmashave says:

    Mine’s ordered, although I am bummed that there are no more Nuke the Moon shirts left to go along with it, so I settled for a UN Slogan Shirt for summer wearing fun.

    Mebbe you could update the Fred Thomson shirt to a ’12 version and reissue it.

  12. Veeshir says:

    Geez, I was just thinking that I hadn’t bought anything FrnakJ related in a long time so I was going to send you a few hundred dollars via pay pal, but now I can buy a shirt and not feel like a moocher.

    Thanks!

  13. sarahk says:

    Cilla, Frank doesn’t own any panties.

    Veeshir, my suggestion is that you buy a shirt *and* send the few hundred dollars. The baby will call you Uncle Veeshir.

  14. Proud Infidel says:

    Well, I ordered my shirt. But it said something about it shipping on 5/14! What gives, I want my instant gratification now. I want MY t-shirt NOW, Nurse Ratchet!

    OK, I just went and fired my gun randomly down the hall, I feel much better now. Of course, now all the weiners in the other offices are freaking out over a couple of dozen gunshots. What a bunch of cry babies! Put a sock on it or I’ll start shooting again!

  15. Son of Bob says:

    But, I thought EVERYTHING on the internet was free.

  16. Jimmy says:

    Yeah, I’ve been meaning to kick-in my normal annual subscription to IMAO for the last four months but now I think I’ll just kick-in.

    Besides, you’ve been maligning potatoes and the Irish for a long time and I was worried about how you’d handle the potato sack thing.

    Is it too early for a BL Lime?

  17. TerribleTroy says:

    So we can purchase familial titles? How much to be a third cousin twice removed?…. I dont think I can afford to be a Uncle due to the economy sucking .

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  19. zzyzx says:

    An option for number six…. We can’t tax illegal aliens, so who cares.

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