I bet a few of you figured this out when you read how scientists are working on a t-shirt that is bulletproof and radiation-proof, but it’s finally time for a new IMAO t-shirt!
Go! Buy now!
It’s been a while since I came out with a new shirt, so you’ve probably all been walking around shirtless. But no more! Now you can bring IMAO with you everywhere in shirt form!
So what are the advantages of the Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans t-shirt, you ask? Here they are:
FACTS ABOUT NEW IMAO T-SHIRT:
* It counts as proof of citizenship in Arizona.
* It infuses all your hugs with extra love.
* It’s the perfect attire for a Tea Party to make sure people don’t mistake you for one of those Tea Partiers who supports what the Democrats are doing.
* If Obama sees one, it will upset him so much the he won’t finish his waffles.
* It will give you bursts of SUPER DOUBLE EXTRA GENIUS so you can know what it’s like to be me.
* It will give you the power to spot ninjas.
* Liberals will not be able to accuse you of being violent or racist, as they will be struck dead by the great power that protects the shirt and its wearer.
* If you buy one, I will be your very best friend.
So buy one now! Or two! Or three! And please note that a portion of the proceeds for every shirt purchased will go towards the IMAO baby so we don’t have to dress him in old potato sacks.